#valveplug?

[hotrodfebreeze]

SORRY I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED anyways heres a dumb little dpax comic

[transformers-spike]

there, i made human megs, my fellas

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE LAID EYES ON HOLY SHIT

THE SWEAT? THE SCARS? THE WHITE HAIR? THE DARK-ISH SKIN?

I will cherish this forever, thank you so much

(also so fucking fast woah - I am thoroughly impressed)

IS THAT FUCKING MASCARA???

[cyber-rivet]

hello swerve nation! come down to swerve's to try out a new special!

[beloved-con]

instead of sleeping im writing smut of shockwave wearing lingerie and getting eaten out so good he orgasms so intense he accidentally sees Primus

[transformers-valveplugery]

recently read a sg fic where Prowl is a bit of a people-pleasing ditz with some horny on the side and a supercomputer wired into his brain. Honestly? Frothing at the mouth over this concept. I love it so much.

[nautical-nauticals]

I've come to make an announcement: Megatron's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking conjux. That's right, he took his decepticon-fuckin' fusion cannon out and he pissed on my fucking conjux, and he said his spike was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Megatron, you've got a small spike. It's the size of this Minicon except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my spike looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my conjux, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Cybertron. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on Cybertron, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! How do you like that, ALPHA TRION?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three cycles before the piss D R O P L E T S hit fucking Cybertron, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[vinuaei]

I love Cowformers but what if you added some diversity on the farm? Making some bots be goats and sheep? (And if ur feeling extra maybe have some fowl too)

Of course this is just a suggestion and you don't have to do anything with it if you don't want to, it's called Cowformers for a reason lol.

I was debating whether to do it considering it would be nice to add variety to the au but I want to milk the cowformers and mech tiddies 🤤🤤

Bc like the seekers would definitely be the crows that annoy the shit of the cows but also bring in shiny stuff for you. Sheeps would be cute, goats... idk i dont have an opinion of them other than wall climb go brrr

I weirdly don't like chickens?

but anyways I'd like to keep the essence of COWformers please! (I need to milk them dry and sell that milk for profit)

[sphalerites-delight]

megop voice kink but it goes both ways