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Asexual/libidoless Tarn thinking he needs to be horny about Megatron because being horny about someone is ‘the best way to show you love them’ but he can’t find it in himself to be, feeling like he doesn’t love Megatron enough because of this.
can soundwave read someone’s mind and find out they have a kink they didn’t know that they had, or does it need to be like. Actively being thought about or something. Because if he can just passively stumble across that information he must be getting so much tmi all the time during interrogations.
can’t help but think about a situation where he’s interrogating Optimus, only for Optimus to intentionally think about times when he and Megatron were having sex just to get a reaction out of Soundwave.
i think Rodimus should have the power to make other people horny after getting the matrix, if only to see what kind of bullshit he uses it for. I feel like it would be less making people want to fuck him and more along the lines of using it as a distraction while he gets up to some other nonsense.
Tbh i keep coming back to the idea of him using it in the context of haven’t-confessed-yet minimegs when he needs them distracted. You’re going to stop me from installing a slip-n-slide in a hallway? Wrong. You’re going to be desperately trying to keep your panels closed so they don’t confess to your crush for you within the next hour.
it would be very very hot if the matrix has brief periods where it made the prime wielding it bimbo-y. Like the free reformat covers the being hot aspect, but sometimes it just slips them from their usual demeanor and intelligence into being dumb and horny/maybe also clingy.
like imagine Optimus nodding along during a meeting, and then shamelessly asking if anyone wants their spike sucked. and everyone there has mixed feelings because on the one hand Optimus is always a delightful frag, but on the other hand this meeting actually does need his input and now they’ll need to do the whole thing again because he didn’t tell them he was slipping and they don’t know where they lost him. And then they take out their frustrations on him/use him as stress relief, much to his delight.
orgasm inducing sex malware save me. Save me please.
can soundwave read someone’s mind and find out they have a kink they didn’t know that they had, or does it need to be like. Actively being thought about or something. Because if he can just passively stumble across that information he must be getting so much tmi all the time during interrogations.
i think Rodimus should have the power to make other people horny after getting the matrix, if only to see what kind of bullshit he uses it for. I feel like it would be less making people want to fuck him and more along the lines of using it as a distraction while he gets up to some other nonsense.
god i need somebot to fuck me while i cling to their face moaning and panting and begging them to keep going. They can use their digits or a tail or tongue i don’t care i just need these giant robots to use SOMETHING to rail me please please please
Yearning for Darkwing sexualization…fill him up with eggs, put him at the center of orgy, let his aft hang out at a gloryhole…just destroy his aft and valve pls
What I wouldn't give for Optimus to call me his sweet little human rn
Hey you. You should irrevocably surrender your humanity to become a creature.
A monstrous, snarling beast that dwells in the deep woods...
A blank and faceless drone, eager to serve...
A collosal dragon, reveling in indulgence and pride...
A small fluffy pet, doted on and adored...
A lumbering livestock animal with a simple and rewarding life...
A writhing, eldritch being, dwelling in the impossible spaces between reality...
A truly strange synthetic entity, as inhuman as it is obviously artificial...
A bouncy squeaky inflatable, light as a feather...
A demonic embodiment of debauchery embracing an eternity of mind-shattering pleasures...
A creature from a distant world, whose biology is as alien as its home...
Or perhaps something even stranger, something greater and more magnificent, or something so much more delightfully insignificant...
...there are so many wonderful fates to choose from, aren't there?
do you think inflation (including various fluids, wg, and other related variations) would be, on a broader cultural level, an series of import kinks from humans and/or other organics? Cybertron just doesn't seem to have most of squishy or stretchy stuff that would act as a jumping point for it to take off on its own without some kind of outside influence.
That's always so fun to consider, and here there's SUCH fun ways to dissect how the preexisting culture in these loankinks gets factored into the cybertronian version (especially ESPECIALLY when considering kinks that didn't really exist publicly until a popular piece of media or trope dropped, and suddenly a bunch of people ended up developing the kink :3)
Inflation porn and fluid based kinks in cybertronian culture coming from humans/organics is such a fascinating thing to consider, especially considering how another species' sex hangups could get grandfathered in and manifest in cool ways
I see an interesting divide in between bots who fantasize about others' inflation vs bots who fantasize about being inflated, especially if considering the circumstances the former is more common where the latter tries to get creative about figuring out the physiological barrier with how inflexible living metal is compared to organics🤔
I think we've actually talked about tire inflation as a cybertronian kink, and that could not only apply nicely here but be one of those things bots could physically Try if they have rubbery tires😌 another thing to consider is bots fantasizing about having softer components underneath the armor that push it out of the way as they expand, like you see with Transformers inflation/wg art on here if you follow that
It's gotta be interestingg to see how bots who draw bots go about depicting it in their art, all the little compromises and "fuck it it's unrealistic but hot idc" moments, possibly preexisting reformat kinks, and of course how bots who are used to drawing bots end up drawing organic porn for the kink
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Tarn: Megatron, you can’t marry Optimus!
Megatron: And why is that?
Tarn, panicking: Because... Because I’m marrying Optimus!
Optimus: What?”
This would be incredibly funny if this was during the full on wedding mid vows
There are various options here (can't help but suggest complex megatarnop as a triad)
Really fun opportunities here!!
Fascinating to see how those two view Tarn's process versus how Tarn views his own process, and fascinating how he views the situationnn
Fascinating to see how Tarn fits as a third here, and his peculiar dynamic going on here
There's interesting scenes in the process of the two of them weaning Tarn off his addiction problems the hard way, I don't doubt that he'd at least Try if Megatron told him to but those moments of harm reduction and withdrawal have to be a bitch of a time (I'm curious as to how one would treat a transformation addiction outside of becoming a monoformer, considering how a t-cog is a vital component and transforming is a large part of cybertronian society)
(Of course, it Does make sense that removing the coping mechanisms without removing the overarching problems would lead to Different maladaptive coping mechanisms, and it's gonna cause problems to inherently tie Megatron into it more this time) (especially since they're all technically married now!!!)
There's a fun back and forth Tarn is doing here between Optimus and Megatron, and the psychological olympics Tarn is doing here is SOSO SO JUICYYYY oaughh there's already so much in universe with mecha worshipping Optimus specifically, and I can see Tarn slingshotting himself at that from a crooked angle here
Several fascinating opportunities here, especially if we're including kink and sex in the equation
Can you imagine bots with cyberglass panels that can go from opaque to transparent with the right commands??
Beaming thoughts of Starscream laying eggs but they're the long soft shelled ones, and while he struggles immensely with the first the rest come much easier after that🤔
We should think about what's regarded as bad smut in universe for cybertronian porn if just because it's funny
