#valzhangposting

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evil valzhang idea: leo makes a magical/mechanical arrow quiver that produces new arrows on request so that he never runs out but it's voice command activated and the magic phrase to get it to produce a new arrow is "I love leo world" in reference to my personal favorite line from mark of athena

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domestic frazeleo is so very special so here are my thoughts #mythots on the bedroom situation

frank: would looooove to share a bed with hazel and leo but he'll get too warm and die sharing a bed with two other people. hazel and leo like how warm he is tho he's like a human heating pad so they wouldn't mind. but he also likes sleeping in dog form so to compromise he can shapeshift into a dog and sleep on the pillow or something. before bed leo does that "ragebaiting your dog" thing to frank and frank can't easily suppress his dog instincts so he usually falls for it a couple of times before getting mad and kicking leo in the head with his paws. meanwhile hazel is like Leo it's bedtime stop riling up the dog!

leo: 100% down to share a bed with hazel and frank and being double spooned by them is Euphoric for him like he might be so happy about it and feel such disbelief that TWO people he likes are holding him that he'll have trouble falling asleep he's just too happy and overwhelmed by what it feels like to be loved by others in that way. and he might not even want to fall asleep because he wants to consciously enjoy the feeling of being held. unfortunately he's fidgety and moves around a Lot in his sleep and would feel guilty about waking them up so given his self-sacrificing nature he might evict himself from the bed so frank and hazel can sleep in peace 💔

hazel: doesn't really want to share a bed with two guys even if she's dating them. in general she would like having her own separate bedroom and values her privacy. also one of her weird plutogirl habits is that she likes to sleep on the floor sometimes and frank is a princess who requires a nice comfortable bed to fall asleep so he can't do that with her. but leo has experience sleeping in odd places so he could easily join her on the floor sometimes. however frank is petty and gets jealous easily so if hazel and leo are sleeping on the floor together he'll get mad and get his most plush sleeping bag and all of his nicest pillows and set it up on the floor to join them

conclusion: sharing a bed is kind of a bust so it very rarely happens but they can sleep on the floor and nap on the couch sometimes 🙂‍↕️

[bayetea]

I HATE LEO WORLD 😭😭😭😭😭

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dawg I blacked the fuck out and drew them kissing lmao

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leo valdez and frank zhang fired from mcdonald's for dry humping on company time (severance pay will still be distributed)

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i really liked when you yuri beamed liper, could we perhaps get some yuri beam valzhang?

I don't really do requests but I do miss valzhang and they're actually the cutest gfs ever

liper version

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valzhang au where esperanza and emily knew each other briefly after esperanza got an opportunity to build machinery for the canadian military (possibly orchestrated by hera/tía callida) and they brought their sons together for a play date because neither of their kids have any friends only for leo to burst into flames in anger because baby frank wouldn't share his toys and emily freaks the fuck out and takes frank away and never speaks to esperanza again (this is the impetus that compels emily to store frank's firewood in the zhang mansion attic instead of carrying it around and keeping an eye on it). neither frank nor leo remember any of this and their parents never mentioned it to them