#vampire tips

[caitlin666]

Found these on Pinterest. Any vampirekin or even if you just have a hyperfixation on vampires like I do may find these tips helpful. Also if you’re the OG creator feel free to let me know so I can tag you!!!

[poeticvampir]

Does anyone have any tips for feeling more comfortable as a vampire? I just feel kinda uncomfortable in my skin, and I want some tips to help me out. Any tips at all, even small ones would be appreciated. Thanks.

[alichan-the-witch]

Vampire life hack;

Instead of biting a guy's neck to suck their blood, seduce them so they get a boner and all the blood goes to their cock, then when you go in to suck their dick, go full kabob on their ass

[inactivepumpknee]

A reminder! Remember to stay safe while drinking blood from yourself and do it in a safe way. From my own experience the more blood you loose the more you crave a unique type of thirst. I looked it up and found out the blood you loose from your own body can make your organs thirsty! The best way to get rid of this safely is to drink a tiny amount of himalayan salt & no salt in water! If any other vamps have felt this there is a high chance your not eating or drinking enough sodium and potassium lovelys! Stay safe <3

[howtocareforyourhuman]

If you need something to do while your human gets their necessary hours of sleep, consider learning to sew. It's a great way to spend time and you can preserve that handsome waistcoat from your own human days.

[marypickfords]

Thirst (Park Chan-wook, 2009)

[crackygsizzlemebitch]

Tonight I feast on small animals and the occasional child, leaving room for tomorrow

[behind-the-hood]

Tip For Your New Life As A Vampire #1

Get the year of your birth tattooed somewhere on your body that you can easily see (ie: wrist, forearm, ankle, etc.) so that you'll never forget how old you are.