Okay, a bunch of stupid memes 😔
"So, we're breaking up, I didn't find myself in the trash for this, or whatever" ("I didn't find myself in trash" is correct, in the sense of "I'm above this," but Turbo agrees with where he found himself)
"Hi, I have a serious conversation to have with your dimples. Actually, what the hell-"
"Hey, can you stop call me a blowjob factory in front of everyone, thanks"
"My boy will cry and then blow his nose into a cap with a pinwheel on top"
"And has anyone ever reached the stage of a relationship where you're lying together in a huge spit while the wallpaper in the kitchen burns out because no one has the will to turn off the kettle? I've been there"
"I need a boy like that, so I can hug him and he won't understand what's happening, is it probably all a pretense, a cruel joke, manipulation, feminine cunning, a witch's spell, buut it's still nice, okay, I'll hug you back, but only once"
"Bullying is terrible, but have you ever experienced that feeling when suddenly it turns out that the person who's been driving you crazy (t) is driving everyone crazy? Oh God thank you, hooray, acceptance, delight, happiness, peace, I'm not alone, I'm being understood, ooh"
"What if men also become self-aware?"
"Is a man not ready for a family? Is he afraid he'll get yelled at one day for not making his bed and feel a sinking feeling, like he's no longer the best boy? Just explain to him that he's still the best boy, and he'll be sleeping on the floor one way or another"
"Oh no, baby, who detuned your personality?"
"I'm being like boy is just a juicy steak, and radical views are the seasonings"
"Um, there's a ton of people at the gym, why aren't you with your family, your favorite friends, when was the last time you visited your relatives? Did you come here to work out your butt, man, it's awful"
