#variantebovine

[floppyamon]

Happy birthday!! ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*🎉🎂

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[rixxxen]

Me @ everyone thanks good to know!!

Also @weabooflower @casualcomforts  yess i love horror stuff so ill def check it out. 

[puckish-saint]

Can i ask for an overwatch member (you pick) with an s/o who lost their glasses? Like the cant tell anything apart, are bumping into everything, & need others to see for them. (Lol its happening to me right now)

My pick you say >:D You fool, you have given me the chance to write about my OTP, there will be no turning back! I may be the entire crew on this ship, but I will go down with it.Featuring Poly!Lummetra (Lúcio/Symmetra) Not a day goes past where each of youdoesn’t wonder how the hell you make this work. Some days youwonder if it is working at all.  Today is one of those days, you wakingup to carefully measured not-shouting that still effortlessly drownsout the actual shouting.“You can’t just expect people to dowhatever you want!”You sigh as you reach for your glassesand find them gone. They must still be on the coffee table in theliving room, from where the sounds of the argument come. It’s theold topic, rehashed again. Lúcio and Satya have a lot in common,despite their assurances to the contrary, but when they clash, theyclash. “I can and I will if it is for thebetter. And clearly, if the team had followed my advice, we-”“Idon’t give a shit if we would have won! You didn’t even listen toour suggestions, you-”“There was no need for suggestions, Ialready determined my plan was flawless-”“You stuck up,arrogant- You really believe you’re better than us, don’tyou?”Satya tends to take rhetorical questions at face value,maybe to mess with people, maybe because she can’t be bothered tofilter through the subtle cues in people’s speech. Whatever thereason, she answers as if he asked her a real question, that smug smile on her face that you know she only uses with Lúcio.“I can hardly be compared to a groupof criminals and lowlif- Don’t you dare!”Somethingshatters, loud, piercing and very final.

Somehow you find your way tothe living room without knocking anything over and make out the vagueshapes of Satya and Lúcio, standing across from each other, the veryblurry but also very broken glass coffee table between them. They both turn around as you enter, and you know there to be guilt all over their faces without needing tosee. “Let me guess.” you say, and guessyou have to, even with barely five steps separating you from this morning’s disaster. “That was the sound of a hardlight constructsmashing our expensive new furniture to bits.”If Satya’s despondent silence is anyindication, that wasn’t just any hardlight construct that shatteredtogether with the table. It would have been her graduation piece, oneof her best works so far, usually standing proud on the shelfconveniently located within Lúcio’s reach.“Not just the furniture.” Lúciosays chagrined and picks something up from between the shards looking suspiciously like a bent pair of glasses. You take it from him,hold it up to your face. Nothing to be done about those exceptto give them a one-way ticket to the incinerator.“Alright.” Time to think positive.Breaking your stuff has successfully made Lúcio and Satya stoparguing. And you have an extra pair of glasses in your locker at thetraining range. “If one of you can help me down tothe range so I can get a replacement, we can clean this up togetherin no time.”“I’ll go.” “I will assist you.”They glare at each other, neitherwanting the other to be alone with you to try and get you on theirside. “I broke your glasses.” Lúcioargues. “It’s only fair if I help you.”Satya opens her mouth, undoubtedly todeliver a scathing counter-argument. But then she closes it again.“I … will begin cleaning up, then.”she says and that had to be the first time she ever gave in in anargument with him. Neither of you have counted on this development.Satya looks like she’s disappointed in herself while Lúcio seemsto be reeling from whiplash.You don’t offer them any chance toruin the tentative truce Satya just created and link your arm withLúcio’s, urging him to lead you to the training range.The way is slow on account of youhaving to feel your way forward more than see it. He leads you along with short words of caution when there’s steps ordoorways. Angela offered you more than once to take care of yourshort-sightedness with laser treatments. So far you’ve declined butin an emergency you’d be, as the saying goes, royally fucked.“Honestly, I expected you to tell me all about how wrong Satya is by now.” you say when you arrive at therange and he hasn’t said half a dozen words. He shrugs, guiltyconscience coming off of him like music. “I shouldn’t have broken herconstruct.” he says while he keys in the password to the lockerrooms.“Yeah. Kind of a shitty thing to do.”There’s no sweet-talking what he didand you won’t insult him, or Satya’s hard work, by lying. Yousearch your locker for the case that holds your glasses.“I know. I was just so angry withher, everytime we argue it’s the same thing. She only needs to sayone word and she makes me feel like I’m nothing. Like she’slowering herself to our level. Like she’s doing us a favour beingwith us. I just wanted to … I don’t know ... ““Hurt heras much as she hurt you?” you suggest and add: “Shit. They aren’there.”“What do you mean ‘not here’?”He comes up behind you, searches the locker that remains devoid ofany glasses. You wrack your brain trying to remember where you putthem. The beginning headache doesn’t help the thinking effort. Youclose your eyes and that eases the pressure a little as your eyes areallowed to relax, rather than straining to make out the simplestshapes.You hear Lúcio laugh softly by yourear, before he wraps his arms around your waist.“Now I wish we’d used Satya’stidying system.” he says, half as a joke, half serious. Back whenshe suggested it he made fun of it for a whole day until she droppedthe issue. The thought occurs that destroying her prized constructwasn’t the first time Lúcio tried to reflect some of his own hurtback at her.“You should tell her that.” yousay, making your way back to your apartment. You’ll have to callAngela and hope she still has the 3D blueprints for your glassesstored in her database. If she has, printing a new pair should takeless than an hour.The call is quickly made and Lúcio,who stays close at all times to prevent you from breaking your neckdue to an invisible blob of tripping hazard, takes your words toheart. When you come back to the apartment, cleaned up as if nothinghad broken, the first thing he does is ask Satya if she still hasthat cleaning system she made for him. She’s taken aback, you cantell, and suspects foul play but while you sit down and squint atyour phone for Angela’s number, she sends him the file. It comeswith a holographic map of the apartment and other often frequentedplaces and it becomes clear quickly that Lúcio never actually gaveit a second look before cracking his jokes.“You made all this?” he asks,zooming in to the holo kitchen where in clickable cupboardsare all your hypothetical spices, teas and baking supplies, neatlystored and labeled. He holds it out to you but you shrug, unable tosee more than blue light, but remembering the outline well enoughfrom back when she made it. “Of course.” Satya says, not evenlooking when she pushes the glass you’ve been reaching for intoyour hands. Chances are you would have spilled coke all over the carpetif not for her intervention.Helping you out keeps the peace. Theyhaven’t finished their argument yet, unsaid words still hang in theair, but your sudden helplessness gives you all a much neededbreather. Angela sends an affirmation that the 3D printer is runningand your new glasses will be finished soon, and while you’reprepared to quietly sit and wait, Lúcio has other plans. He flopshimself onto the sofa, one arm around you, wearing his most winningsmile.“Guess what I’m thinking of.” hesays and you’re surprised he’s in the mood for games whenSatya sits on your other side, decidedly more graceful, and says:“Isit smaller than a human being?”“Yes.”Back and forth it goes, Satya askingincreasingly detailed questions, Lúcio answering them with yes’and nos. She wins the first round, guessing ‘tadpoles’, and hewins the second, guessing ‘famous Archi-tech Kunlé Adeyemi’. Itspeaks for how well they do listen to each other that he managed toget that one.Look how well we get along, they seemto say, look how we’re not fighting and breaking your stuff. Sometime between Satya losing a roundto ‘phono pre-amplifiers’ and Lúcio struggling to guesssomething that is both ‘lighter than an atom’ and ‘larger thanthe known universe’, you pull them against you, kiss firstLúcio, then Satya. “Thank you.” you say. “For makingthis effort.”He curls up against you, entwines yourfingers with his, while she shuffles a bit to find a position thatallows her to stay close but not feel stifled.“The difficulties we have are worthovercoming.” she says and for a few seconds she looks you both inthe eye, to reinforce how serious she is with the point she made.Lúcio agrees and shortly after admitsdefeat when he can’t guess what Satya is thinking of. She smiles aprivate little smile and says as if she’s letting you in on asecret: “It is my love for you both.”

[ffxv-wonderland]

Could I please ask for headcannons with Aranea as a wife? Thank you! 💕

Of course! Here you go! I hope you like ;w;

Aranea as a wife

Do not disturb her in the morning. If you are going to wake her up, it better be for a good reason.

She likes to be pampered a lot, more then she cares to admit.

Gets really jealous, so you better watch yourself. Even if you are just being nice, if she senses that someone else is into you, she wont hesitate to get give this someone else a piece of her mind.

Gets really competitive so watch out if you play sports or video games together.

Enjoys taking long baths, helps her ease her mind and collect her thoughts.

Not really a picky eater, but she enjoys chocolate a LOT, so spoiling her with that will get you on her good side.

Secretly is a really gentle person, but she will only show that side to you, and if you tell anyone that though, she threatens to punish you :”)

Likes cute little things, such as hello kitty or pusheen cats.

Doesn’t do well with compliments, but she doesn’t mind being told how beautiful she is from time to time.

                                                                                                                           - Mod: Enjee & Liliy

[variantebovine]

I CHANGED MY ICON FOR THE FIRST TIME!! It's always been the same thing for the past 3 years;;; so it's finally different!!! It's a bit messy but I'm finally not scared of my old icon & I'm done cringing at my old art. (I hope my old icon doesn't strangle me in my sleep tonight) even though it's not really finished I still really like it!! ＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

[illbeoverwatchingyou]

Could I ask for fluffy & nsfw Roadhog with an s/o hcs? Thank you & good luck writing! ^_^

You are quite welcome, and thank you! ;w; (NSFW under the cut~)

SFW:

When watching movies with his S/O, Roadhog will normally sit on the ground in front of the couch, cross-legged, with his S/O in his lap; his arms wrapped around their middle and his head on their shoulder.

Before missions, he always makes sure that his S/O has everything they need for the mission and that they've had a healthy meal before hand! Especially if the mission is in the morning!

He usually keeps a few snacks in his pockets just in case his S/O (or someone else) hasn't eaten yet

During missons, he likes to keep a close eye on his S/O to make sure that they're doing A-Okay!

Find's it slightly funny when he hooks someone from right behind his S/O and they end up jumping in surprise. They can't see it, but he's smirking under his mask when they tell him not to scare them like that.

Post mission cuddles? Of course! After he makes sure his S/O is all healed up and alright. He's comfortable being either the big or little spoon.

NSFW:

Loves morning sex. Specially when his S/O rides him nice and slow~

He’s usually on bottom due to the comparible size difference between him and his S/O, but will gladly top if his S/O is comfortable with it.

Love marks. All over. Specially on the thighs and tummy. And don’t be surprised if some are on the butt too.

Not much of a talker during sex, but will let out the occasional low grunt and/or moan. He likes feeling his S/O shiver and clench around him when he does it right in their ear.

The occasional quickie in the field. Normally consists of him hiking his S/O’s legs over his shoulders, moving his mask outta the way and giving them oral. He can always get his fun after the mission~

Will sometimes turn post mission cuddles into post mission sex, especially if he’s the big spoon. He’ll have his arms around his S/O and start groping between their legs while grinding on their butt and leaving love marks where he can reach.

Post Misson Sex will always be more rough than Pre Mission (morning) Sex. Gotta get that adrenaline out somehow~

[game-of-laplace]

I cannot believe I haven't followed you yet?? Like you post some great stuff & I always see u in my activity?? Why has it taken me so long to follow you, you're great!

Ahhh oh my gosh thank you? ?? I really appreciate this ahh!!! >//< I mean, all I do is reblog stuff and make the occasional shitpost so I’m glad someone is enjoying my personal hell? You’re super cool though glad to be following you!!!

[overwatch-hc]

So for the matchup I'm okay with paired up with anybody. I'm pretty silent and grumpy most of the time but I get very excited about things I like. My hobbies are swimming, archery, & drawing. I'm a part of marching band & I'm a lifeguard!

I ship you with two characters cause you’re too cute and I can’t handle it (also I think it’s super cool that you are a lifeguard) 

I ship you with Hanzo and Symmetra!!

Hanzo: Okay OKAy hear me out! I know it’s super cliche because you’re both into archery, but there are more reasons! You both enjoy silence, and if you want to talk, he’s up for that too! He’s pretty grumpy too and I feel like you two could sulk together and be happy in that way! Also you could obviously bond over archery, but I feel like Hanzo would love to go swimming with you! 

Symmetra: I think she would really enjoy spending time with you, but the kind of peaceful time that couples spend together in silence, just leaning against each oher, you coud be drawing and she would be watching you (your drawings are amazing btw) or doing something else, but I think you two would fit together