Jun 20, 2024
Martin: It’s pride month, Jon, you know what that means!
Jon: What?
Jon: Do you want us to like.. take gay statements?
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Martin: It’s pride month, Jon, you know what that means!
Jon: What?
Jon: Do you want us to like.. take gay statements?
Martin: Seriously, Jon, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Jon: That’s not important
Martin: I DISAGREE.
Elias: Do you want some tea?
Peter: What are the options?
Elias: Yes or no.
Martin: Awww, why don't you like cats, Jon? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Jon: I don't know Martin, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Martin:
Jon: I'm ALLERGIC.
Jon: I think I need a hug...
Martin: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Jon: You... you can let go now.
Martin: No, I absolutely cannot.