#veduz

[valefuerte]

Spanish FAIL N°354: po 3 mesiacoch ako som robila 3-jazyčné oznamy do mikrofónu na celý hotel, mi španielska upratovačka oznámila, že "caballeros" (páni) sa číta "kavaleros", nie kabaleros (čo sú kone). Teda, 3 mesiace som v pohodke hlásila - Dobrý deň milé dámy a kone.

5ka

[outofthefryingpan-intothefire]

Herc: Because I love you.

Carolyn: Yes, so you keep saying.

Herc: I do, don't I?

Carolyn: Yes and I wish you wouldn't. It makes you sound like a Disney toy.

[outofthefryingpan-intothefire]

King of Liechtenstein: Black dog.

Arthur: Oh, come on that's not even a vehicle!

[outofthefryingpan-intothefire]

Martin Crieff: Can you just knock at a castle?

[outofthefryingpan-intothefire]

You come with decorations?

Like a little Christmas tree. 

[outofthefryingpan-intothefire]

Dragons in Cabin Pressure...i'm 10000000% done

Is it a dragon?

Do you need rescuing from a dragon?

[outofthefryingpan-intothefire]

Martin Crieff has a date. A DATE. With the princess of Liechtenstein.

Tears of happiness.