Step-sister: Do you want butter or margarine?
Me: Margarine. Love me some aesthetic abomination.
Step-sister: ...
Me: SYNTHETIC
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Step-sister: Do you want butter or margarine?
Me: Margarine. Love me some aesthetic abomination.
Step-sister: ...
Me: SYNTHETIC
So @veganham and i are rolling up to Harveys and i tell him that if he wants protein he can definitely get it there and he turns to me and says in the sassiest voice "I'm pro-adult" and what? ?? Does that? ?!?even? !!??! Mean? ?!!?!!??!
A tasty and flavorful vegan substitute for traditional ham is tofu ham. Baked until golden and delicious, it is made with extra-firm tofu marinated in a smoky, sweet, and tangy sauce.
Ingredients: 1 block extra-firm tofu. 1/4 cup soy sauce. 2 tablespoons maple syrup. 1 tablespoon liquid smoke. 1 teaspoon paprika. 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder. 1/2 teaspoon onion powder. 1/4 teaspoon black pepper.
Instructions: After pressing the tofu to get rid of extra water, cut it into thin strips. To make a marinade, combine the soy sauce, maple syrup, liquid smoke, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and black pepper in a small bowl. Transfer the tofu strips to a shallow dish and cover them completely with marinade. For optimal flavor, marinate for at least 30 minutes or overnight. Set oven temperature to 375F 190C. Spread out the marinated tofu strips in a single layer on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake until the tofu is firm and lightly browned, about 20 to 25 minutes, flipping it halfway through. Tofu ham can be sliced and served as a high-protein snack or added to salads and sandwiches once it has cooled.
Prep Time: 40 minutes
Cook Time: 25 minutes
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If you aren't making #avocado🥑 salad dressing, why the heck not? With just a few ingredients, you can make something delicious that's all natural with no preservatives or chemicals. This recipe was from simplyscratch.com, but there are dozens of variations out there. The #lowcarbsalad has #veganham on it because I'm doing #lowcarbvegan right now and every meal consists of #lowcarbvegetables, #veganprotein and #healthyfat. April marks my 4th month eating #lowcarbrecipes and it's been easier than I ever imagined. #eatingmywaythroughcovid #stayhomeandeat Zarcero, Costa Rica. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #bohemiancostarica #zarcero #zarcerocostarica #costarica🇨🇷 #costaricagram #instacostarica #ig_costarica #costaricavegan #vegancostarica #vegansofinstagram #vegansofcostarica #lowcarbcostarica #ketocostarica #ketovegan (at Zarcero) https://www.instagram.com/p/COArXCEhl_V/?igshid=1qxzgvmmlbjgt
Made my very first #vegan #xmasdinner. The #veganham is weird, but I feel good about everything else lol. #cooking #cookingwithkatya #katyacooks #kitchenwitch #cookingtoavoidexistentialcrisis #fakefoodie #fauxchef (at Ooltewah, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJR_WiSpjhh/?igshid=1majvbi9nowyz
#veganham (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5_NIqLJtP9/?igshid=c4umvwn2oahc
Vegan Ham & Cheese sandwich (Simple Truth ham style deli slices, Hellman's vegan mayo, Daiya American style slices, Good to Dough white enriched bread) w/ Original Pringles & Tangy Original Sunny D. 😁🤤 #vegan #veganlunch #veganlunchideas #veganham #veganmeat #vegetarianrecipes #vegetarianinspo #vegetarian #vegancheese #veganfall #veganfood https://www.instagram.com/p/B29jbWgpsnZ/?igshid=5jxetx85rjj7