#vegetable humor

[impishly-ducky]

Hey guys but what if...jjba was veggietales

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

asparagus meet asparasteve

[fondus-to-frappes-blog]

[differentisoriginal]

Lettuce turnip the beet

[forgot-my-air-guitar]

Q: What did the carrot say when the Brassica oleracea didn’t tell it the truth?

A: I’ve been brocco-lied to!

[cadeykat]

If an artichoke has a heart, why isn't it called a heartichoke?

[arryns]

i bet the discovery of corn was amaizing

[hoepossum]

it got ranchy when the cucumber saw the salad dressing