#vegetable puns

[novastar134]

New Redbubble design! First of two done that I had in mind, the other will come tomorrow.

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[kawaiidennis-blog]

VEGETABLE PUNS

Bokuto: Bro, I love you from my head TOMATOES

Kuroo:*wipes fake tear* I BEAN thinking about you all day

Bokuto:I never want you to LEAF me

Kuroo:*hugs him*

Kenma:*standing by them, struggling with a bag full of vegetables* ಠ╭╮ಠ

Bokuto: whoa Kenma, what's wrong I'm CORNfused

Kuroo: yeah, if there's a problem just LETTUCE know

Kenma:...........if you two were vegetables, you'd be cucumbers

Both:*gasps dramatically*

[irrationalnerd]

I should be revising...

[novastar134]

Not Too Rad... Radish

[novastar134]

I felt like designing, so have a slice of my humor.

Cool Bean

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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Cabbage-Themed Puns That Will Make You Roll With Laughter

Get ready to roll in laughter with our Cabbage Comedy Carnival! We’ve gathered over 200 punbelievable jokes that are guaranteed to leaf you laughing till you cry.

Whether you’re a fan of wordplay, love a good veggie joke, or just need a light-hearted pick-me-up, these cabbage puns are the perfect way to add some crunch to your day. 

From silly one-liners to veggie-inspired humor, this collection will have you in stitches and craving more. So, grab a head of cabbage, and let’s dive into a world of leafy laughs and puns that are sure to be a hit!

Read: Cabbage Comedy Carnival 200+ Punbelievable Jokes That Will Leaf You Laughing Till You Cry

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Get Your Daily Dose Of Humor With 200+ Asparagus Puns That Are Simply Unbe-leaf-able

If you’re ready to spear some laughs and turn your day into a veggie-filled giggle fest, you’re in the right place!

Asparagus might be known for its nutritious benefits, but who knew it could also be a source of endless humor?

We’ve rounded up over 200 asparagus puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone and make your love for this green stalk even stronger.

Whether you’re a veggie lover, a pun enthusiast, or just looking for something to brighten your day, these asparagus puns will have you laughing out loud, one stalk at a time.

Read: Asparagus Giggles Galore: 200+ Stalk-Tastic Puns for Veggie Lovers

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Don’t Give A Fig (2019)

Collection of Vegetable and Fruit Puns

A cute little book with adorable cartoony drawings with nice big beautiful text. ~5 to 10 minute read

Here’s a few of my favorite lines:

You wanna peach of me, beets?

Get rid of your excess cabbage.

Give me one good raisin I should figive you.

Idk why but the cabbage one always gets me lol. Partly cuz I couldn’t figure out what it was punning on. I just like the idea of someone like the cabbage man from ATLA screaming “GET RID OF YOUR EXCESS CABBAGE!” Like it’s the end times if you don’t buy his. XD