Bits and Bobs.

[florencemachines]

Morpheus and his long, black coat

+bonus: 

[a-large-orange-cat]

tumblr advertising "you can ask neil gaiman questions about his works!" like that isn't something you can do literally any day of the week on here

[asterkallium]

piplup grain entrapment

[asterkallium]

piplup cares a lot about his work

[asterkallium]

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

[asterkallium]

piplup takes a sick day

[asterkallium]

piplup considers some jorts

[asterkallium]

piplup forgives his father.

[asterkallium]

piplup goes grocery shopping

[asterkallium]

piplup jumps your battery

[asterkallium]

piplup lights the menorah

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot

[asterkallium]

piplup catsits

[zephyrine-gale]

miss ma’am

[cute-animals-only]

[vindalf]

Truth, justice, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[allthesepurplelights]

🍌🍌 dance off

[telemarcs]

It was easier to contact the international space station than some European countries

[liquidstar]

"you are tearing me apart lisa" is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it's from the room

[liquidstar]

Are we doing a "who's on first" bit now?

[official-kircheis]

Guys, read the room.

[ksylofonimandariini]

i thought it was a movie

[official-kircheis]

Sure is!

But it was a book, first.

[sirkibbles]

what was?

[liquidstar]

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now

[dollgirllandsknecht]

Can i get an apply juice first :3

[dragongirlknot]

apply juice where?

[stephaniedola]

directly to the forehead

[pixiecatsupreme]

Don't be silly, apply juice goes into your mouth

[schrodingers-anarchist]

@st-just

[transjinako]

Classic issue between girls 

[fatherofthebride]

i emailed dracula daily to tell them they’re big on tumblr and send them some memes and y’all… they did not know (ID in alt text)

[fatherofthebride]

update

[beatcroc]

really good conversation i had on here the other day

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

[luxwing]

What if the world… Were minecraft

[luxwing]

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

[luxwing]

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

[luxwing]

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

[luxwing]

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

[luxwing]

This is what I’m reading btw

[renamon]

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

[ripleyandweeds]

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

[thyrell]

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

[robobuddies]

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

[luxwing]

The ride never ends

[charlesoberonn]

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.

[chipsarchiveblog]

SO I SERCHED THIS UP TO SEE IF THERE WAS MORE AND LIKE

THIS IS A WHOLE FUCKING SERIES?!?!?!?!?! AND THEY’RE ALL FUCKING OFFICAL?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

[headspace-hotel]

CATHERYNNE M VALENTE??

[sleepy-bebby]

Little bat sleeping in the Camas Public Library 🦇📚

[crypticcripple]

@mother-entropy

[saint-batrick]

!!!!!

[gothiccharmschool]

I am the night and I am very small and tired.

[humofnight]

no the only purpose of the ad feature is the bee script, my immortal, and hobbit love. dont proselytize. 🤨

[dingdongyouarewrong]

this is the tumblr equivalent of wearing a giant KICK ME sign

[irrationalnerd]

This is Arnold erasure

[beardedmrbean]

[capriciousarsonist]

[caffeinated-canid]

im going to dismantle you