[TEXT TO ARI]: hae you aver hear do t a thign called a kag stand? i just did on e at uor victorya paryt and i was EALLY aweosme at it! we shold compete next time htere’s a partayyyyy
[TEXT TO ARI]: Who the HELL took my clothes out of the locker room while I was showering? Did Malfoy put your team up to this? Because they were so far away that I couldn’t even summon them, there’s no way a freaking Hufflepuff would think of that!
3. For a text meant for someone else
[TEXT TO ARI]: Yo, Krum, get to practice early tonight, will you? We can work on some physical therapy stuff before we start, and then the rest of the team doesn’t have to know that you haven’t been feeling so hot.
4. For a text asking for a favor
[TEXT TO ARI]: I can’t believe I’m actually asking this, but could you help me with this potions essay? I’ve been scraping by in there but I don’t really get this draught we’ve been working on, and I don’t want to get a Troll and risk getting put on academic probation. It would be no fun to beat Gryffindor with their captain out, would it?
[TEXT TO ARI]: Hey, so uh… I don’t know if you want to see me during the holidays or anything, so if you don’t, have a nice summer, Ari.
[TEXT TO ARI]: You. Me. Quidditch pitch Saturday night? I’ve been thinking it would be fun to learn how to play Beater, in case I ever want to in a pickup game or anything, and don’t let it go to your head but you’re one of the best ones in the school, so…
[TEXT TO ARI]: I know that when you got sorted you were probably scared of how your dad would react… but you figured out that he loves you anyway, right? How do you make yourself believe that? Like, if I don’t get recruited or I don’t end up playing for Puddlemere… how do I make myself believe that my dad’s just okay with that?
8. For a corny pick up line
[TEXT TO ARI]: Stop, drop, and roll, baby, you are on fire.
9. For a long barrage of texts
[TEXT TO ARI]: I think you’re too good for Lysander anyway. It sounds like not only did he kind of mess with your head, but he seems to be messing with Roxy’s too. [TEXT TO ARI]: Crap, I didn’t mean to tell you that.[TEXT TO ARI]: Whatever, you’re too good for him. You both are. That was the point here. [TEXT TO ARI]: Lorcan’s so the better Scamander, even if he doesn’t get Quidditch... yet.[TEXT TO ARI]: Have you ever thought about Puckerman, though? He’s one of my favorite Slytherins, and he almost beat me in that ab competition we had.