paracosm // phantasmagoria [crossfire] || an introduction
Crossfire is about a young man named Jake, who recently got amnesia and is trying to regain his memories. In reality, he's actually an Angel that got cast out of Heaven and put into a Human body as a form of "time out", which is also technically part of a bet some other Angels have going on. Tldr this is the angel/demon story lol.
Finally got around to making one of these! I choose my Crossfire Gang bc they're ... probably not the most chaotic of the bunch, but definitely the funniest imo. Also this could be 100% canon ngl. I kind of wish it was bc the discourse & drama they'd start would be hilarious.
Learn more about Crossfire here.
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Good day everyone today I will be assigning you a pirate to kin.
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@/riverbunny: ur jake from jake and the neverland pirates.
🐇 riverbunny Follow
:/
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@/kingwolfe you’re Connor Kenway from Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
🦷 kingwolfe Follow
is t because od m name
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@/thedevilisrich is Jack Sparrow from potc
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Thanks kiddo!
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@/run-and-hyde is foxy from fnaf
🐇 riverbunny Follow
Wait, he’s not a real pirate
🪡 run-and-hyde Follow
YES HE IS SHUT UP
🐇 riverbunny Follow
HE’S A FOX???
🪡 run-and-hyde Follow
THAT’S ALSO A PIRATE WHAT’S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
#fuckin dumbass #also ur breaking my dni btw 🖕
🗝 divinityspeaks Follow
Please stop calling @/kingwolfe a dog. It’s demeaning.
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its. true tough.
🪡 run-and-hyde Follow
but he peed on the carpet????
🗝 divinityspeaks Follow
He did WHAT
🦷 kingwolfe Follow
lol yeah yor care. smells like piss.
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hey. @/divinityspeaks why arjje the kods burning vegges.
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Uriel made them watch VeggieTales for the entire month. They’ve been like this for two hours now.
🪡 run-and-hyde Follow
THAT FUCKING TOMATO MUST BUURRNNNN
🏴☠️ davvyy-jones Follow
DEATH TO CARROTS!!!!
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I hate broccoli >:(
🐇 riverbunny Follow
ok but I actually need to feed my rabbits so please don’t like. burn ALL the vegetables
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but FUCK bannanas
#tastes disgusting 🤮
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I know I seem very easy to anger but tbh it takes a LOT to piss me off. I’m usually very chill guys I swear!
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bunnies aren’t even that cute
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I’m feeding you to connor
#i thought i was on your dni 🤔 #hhmmm #suspicious
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@/riverbunny @/run-and-hyde sometimes I think you guys genuinely hate me :(
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WE DO
📣 cheerycherri Follow
but wwhhyyyyy???
🪡 run-and-hyde Follow
GIRL u accused me of MURDER 🙄🤚
📣 cheerycherri Follow
k but like…you did tho 😐
🪡 run-and-hyde Follow
no tf i didn’t that was @/kingwolfe I killed someone else
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WHAT
#HELLO??? #ON A PUBLIC PLATFORM NO LESS????? #i feel so unsafe omg
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am I gay?
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What makes you think that?
🏴☠️ davvyy-jones Follow
because I’m a pirate and Pirates are inherently gay
🗝 divinityspeaks Follow
Who told you that?
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@/run-and-hyde
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Uriel said I broke all 10 Commandments. Yewh, even adultery. Which is weird, because I'm not even dating anyone!
#no vin doesnt count #please stop asking about him
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yes I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger
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…but?
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no that's it
#can someone pick me up #im in quinns basement #...again :( #it STINKS
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we all have our demons. I just choose to feed mine.
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LIAR!!! NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!!!!
#IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR MCDONALDS #FOR HALF AN HOUR #HES LETTING ME STARVE >:( #SOME ANGEL HE IS #NO WONDER YOU GOT KICKED OUT DUMBASS
Crossfire is about a young man named Jake, who recently got amnesia and is trying to regain his memories. In reality, he's actually an Angel that got cast out of Heaven and put into a Human body as a form of "time out", which is also technically part of a bet some other Angels have going on. Tldr this is the angel/demon story lol.
I wasn't able to draw a lot more characters this time, mainly because they come in later in the story and tbh I'm not 100% sure on their roles n shit yet. Except for Daniel, he appears early on and SHOULD be here but. alas.
You can view their toyhouse profiles here.
🏷 : @burningivy @shrimpnymph
( 👻 ) Paige "Willow" Murphy (she/her): Ghost who lost her memories, Davy's best friend.
( 🍂 ) Brooke Winchester (she/her): Annoying ass cheerleader that framed Nox for murder once.
( 🔮 ) Nox Hyde (he/they): Reboot!Shadow/Shadow reincarnated. Has their own sideplot where their dad — aka Life/Vitalis — is tryna kill them for being happy basically.
( 🐇 ) Jake Rivers (he/him): Angel who lost his memories after getting put in the worst time out possible (stuck in a human body until he Learns his Lesson).
( 🗝 ) Veronica Devlin (she/her): Angel that lowkey helped start a cult.
( 🥩 ) Connor Wolfe (he/it): That Thing in The Woods. Cannibalistic werewolf that somehow adopted Willow after she died. idk either man.
PARA SHAMING PARA SHAMING PARA SHAMING PARA SHAMING
This is how I choose to introduce these guys. of course. Well, its not like they don't deserve it. Here are their Crimes:
Brooke — accused Vincent of murder, as well as being an overall bitch.
Connor — a literal cannibal. lives in the woods and STINKS. he smells like actual garbage someone tell him what a shower is.
Cross — literally the only functioning / sane adult (aside from Veronica).
Davy — idk he's 11/12. how does he even know what taxes are.
Jake — ASSHOLE. Keeps punching people in the face & fighting them. Will not leave Vincent tf alone. Was literally so bad as Angel he got kicked out. Stupid. Annoying. Argues far too much, please shut up.
Willow — nothing, she is 13, dead, & too pure for that <3
Veronica — the second functioning adult. yells at Jake & Vincent for being stupid.
Vincent — THIS IDIOT (i say as he's my parame). Got kidnapped multiple times, killed someone (probably multiple people), likes hanging out with Connor, for some reason likes Jake, a very bad excuse for a detective, literally did not fucking call CPS when their parents abandoned them at age 7 what the actual fuck Vinny ur supposed to be smart.