#para shaming

[acircusfullofdemons]

PARA SHAMING PARA SHAMING PARA SHAMING PARA SHAMING

This is how I choose to introduce these guys. of course. Well, its not like they don't deserve it. Here are their Crimes:

Brooke — accused Vincent of murder, as well as being an overall bitch.

Connor — a literal cannibal. lives in the woods and STINKS. he smells like actual garbage someone tell him what a shower is.

Cross — literally the only functioning / sane adult (aside from Veronica).

Davy — idk he's 11/12. how does he even know what taxes are.

Jake — ASSHOLE. Keeps punching people in the face & fighting them. Will not leave Vincent tf alone. Was literally so bad as Angel he got kicked out. Stupid. Annoying. Argues far too much, please shut up.

Willow — nothing, she is 13, dead, & too pure for that <3

Veronica — the second functioning adult. yells at Jake & Vincent for being stupid.

Vincent — THIS IDIOT (i say as he's my parame). Got kidnapped multiple times, killed someone (probably multiple people), likes hanging out with Connor, for some reason likes Jake, a very bad excuse for a detective, literally did not fucking call CPS when their parents abandoned them at age 7 what the actual fuck Vinny ur supposed to be smart.

[daydream-ideas]

SHAME THE PARAS. SHAAAAMEEE

except it’s just lyr cuz i still haven’t made any others picrews ahahaha

if you saw my post about how I was avoiding talking about the darker things Lyr has done because I’m afraid of getting Cancelled™️...well this is part of it.

(also if youre wondering how Lyr managed to accidentally torture someone...it’s a long story.)

[cool-anyways]

Aha new paracosm, and the best way to introduce them.

? - Oliver : Has summoned several Ossos (main enemies in the paracosm. Consider Madoka Magica witches and the enemies from Wonder Egg Priority)

! - Ollie : Dates terrible men ( If you ask him why he’ll say he can fix them. No, no he cannot)

<3 - Oliveve : Flirts with old men for fun (Old white men, if he gets the vibes that they’d call him a slur he’s flirting. His therapist has told him to stop)

[acircusfullofdemons]

The power went out last night (the joys of living in Florida) so I did some more para shaming