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wow look at my big bad scary heel!

#wwe #wwe raw #the judgement day #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #monday night raw #dom dom #damian priest #so scary #the scariest #wow #so scare #very scare

aaaah, time to get serious and try to write this fic!

#first fic in like 5 years #i have to relearn how to do this #which means i also get the privilege of relearning how to do this?#or the joy?#very scare #send help #it doesn't have to be good it just has to be #and be the best i can do for my recipient #hanleiaholidayexchange2024

okay but jaskier after the mountain going back to lettenhove and putting out (fake) contracts because the ULTIMATE revenge would be hiring his ex to do a job for him

(he came up with the idea after like. a whole bottle of wine. so he didn’t actually figure out the what comes after getting him there when there ISN’T a monster, but that’s just details for later) (he has vague notions of a sheet over some brooms okay he’ll work it out eventually he is very educated it’s fine)

jaskier sends them out (with very judgemental-looking pages) and then. waits. dresses up in his best clothes each day. ready and waiting for the day the white wolf comes and sees jaskier looking gorgeous af and powerful and untouchable.

but

unfortunately

the terms of the contract were exceptionally generous to make it proper bait, and he just keeps getTING EVERY FUCKING WITCHER BUT GERALT ON HIS DOORSTEP ASKING ABOUT IT

#geraskier #jaskier #pen posts #SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING #HE JUST WANTS SOME PETTY REVENGE EVERYONE ELSE STOP ASKING ABOUT IT #NO HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A VAMPIRE GRIFFIN IS EITHER OKAY HE JUST NEEDED TO MAKE IT SOUND DIRE #LEAVE HIM *ALONE*#EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME #WAIT ACTUALLY TELL HIM YOUR STORIES FIRST VERY NICE TO MEET YOU #OKAY COOL NOW GO AWAY!!#GERALT ISN'T GOING TO SHOW UP IF HE SMELLS OTHER WITCHERS THERE! DUH! FUCKING DUH!!#LAMBERT IS THAT YOUR NAME? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO HARD THIS PLAN IS *PERFECT*#oh man the witchers just adding on details to the contracts to make them sound even better and more legit #and by the end of it there's just this absolutely fucking IMPOSSIBLE monster #it's a vampire kelpie griffin nekker acromantula #very rare #very scare #verY IN NEED OF A WHITE WOLF *COUGH FUCKING COUGH*#pfft other witchers joining in for the lolz of it (and for the bets they've placed)#to try and get geralt to take it #but fucKING TRAGICALLY GERALT KNOWS THAT'S WHERE JASKIER IS #OH MAN #GERALT IS THE ONE WHO *SENT* OTHER WITCHERS THERE #HE DOESN'T THINK JASKIER WANTS TO SEE HIM BUT CAN'T LEAVE HIS HOME UNDEFENDED #meanwhile jaskier is just arms crossed tapping his foot #has made many friends #every fucking witcher on the continent actually #but hey #just wondering #WHERE THE *FUCK* IS GERALT

Today it is time for its bath

#very scare

Heyyyy guys

Okay, so i’m going to try and be more active here, because my situation is better stability wise.

But financially, my situation is terrible. Rent is $300 dollars, car insurance is $300 dollars, gas is $40-50 a week, I’m over $3,000 dollars in debt due to hospital bills, my phone bill is almost $200 dollars, groceries are over $300 dollars because there are six people in my house. All of this, and on top of getting paid monthly, I work as a substitute teacher, and the recent breaks during December and January have resulted in a total pull of $60 dollars this month to pay bills. I’ve taken on several side jobs, but I’m quickly being worn paper thin, and I’m terrified of losing my place to stay, so I’m going to put my Paypal up here on the blog.

No one has to donate, but I would appreciate it. Every little bit helps.

I’m also doing commissions for donations. The list is below:

$5- A headshot of your choosing (uncolored) $10- A headshot of your choosing (colored) $15- A bust of your choosing (colored) OR a half drawing of your choosing (uncolored) $20- A half drawing of choosing (colored) OR A oneshot fic with a character of your choosing from my blog (any character) $50- A full body drawing of your choosing (colored) OR A two person sketch of your choosing (uncolored) $100- A two person sketch of your choosing (colored + background) OR A three chapter fic between you and a character of your choosing from my blog. I don’t expect larger donations than that, I would hate to ask too much of anyone who might also be going through a hard time. I would greatly appreciate even a simple reblog. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this if you did.

paypal.me/skelepun

#help #commissions #donate #paypal link #send help #much distress #very scare #not an ask

we have an assignment from college to teach our dog a new trick as everyone in the class has at least one dog, but due to sammys age and medical history i can't teach him anything else

so here we are

at the Ultimate Betrayal

im using

SOMEONE ELSE'S DOG

#dun dun duunnnn #much shock #very scare #im using my friend's lab x staffy called molly #shes a good girl but v e r y stubborn #shut up rach