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I don't know if you take self recs lol but this is a line from my most recent fanfic that I think sums up aziracrow pretty well

"And all will looketh upon two, tyde together by string of fate, and all shalle say unto theme, geteth it together, what the fucke."

It's from Ye Saga Continues on ao3 by @veryfastnighuncatchable

In case you're interested! Much love 🖤🤍

Absolutely! Marked for later, love the tags already 💛

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Absurd shit from my WIP Sherlock Holmes retelling, out of context:

Watson owns a mug that says “No Shit, Sherlock”.

Mycroft isn't in government at all, that's a blatant lie that Sherlock tells people to fuck with them. Mycroft’s a lawyer.

Lestrade keeps a backup knife in his boot in case he gets kidnapped, and the only person he's ever stabbed with it is himself.

Irene Adler murders ped*philes and owns a private jet.

Sherlock has a t-shirt from the Reichenbach Falls Visitor Center.

Mrs. Hudson makes weed brownies, and once accidentally got the entirety of Scotland Yard high.

Mycroft has 9 consecutive “Employee of the Month” awards and they sit in a place of honor on his mantle.

Sherlock only said “Elementary” one time, but it became a viral meme on the internet.

Moriarty keeps bugging 221b for no reason other than the fact that he watches it like a soap opera when he's bored.

Mary Morstan flirts with John exactly one time before realizing that John is a fucking simp for his flatmate, and proceeds to laugh at him throughout the entire story.

Sherlock doesn't do drugs and instead consumes an average of 23 espresso shots per day, and it gives John the same amount of anxiety as the cocaine in canon.

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Jesus Christ you guys I keep reblogging things in the wrong blog I'm gonna go insane

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When I see the word mummy I'm like is it a British toddler calling for its mother or a 3000 year old dead Egyptian dude

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hey, i'm new in les miserables fandom, but i can't write or even remember all these complicated french names and words, do you need to be from France to do so ?

Bonjour mon ami!

In short: no, you do not need to be from France (I am very much not). The best way to remember the names is simply to read them, and if you read the brick, fanfic, or engage with the fandom here on Tumblr, you'll pick them up quickly. If you want to learn to pronounce them, the musical is a great option for listening to the names said aloud (especially the 10th anniversary concert album). There are also lots of guides on the internet on how to pronounce the names. If it's places, wikipedia has a wealth of information about the history of Paris that is generally accurate. As for French words, if you don't want to learn to speak French (understandable), there are plenty of pronunciation guides/videos online, and the more you do it the better you get.

Also, many of the characters with more complicated names (as opposed to Marius or Cosette, which I think are pretty simple) have nicknames that are easier to remember (see R, E, Apollo, Jehan, Courf, Ferre, ect.)

Also also, there's no shame in not remembering. Enjolras is my favorite character and I relate to him in the depths of my soul, and I called him Eggplant in vocal conversation for the first few months of being a Les Mis fan.

Welcome to the barricade, citizen! 🚩

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Packing list is going great everyone

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I really like your ideas for Sherlock Holmes adaptations, especially "Quite Contrary"! Are you thinking of writing them and posting them to ao3?

Thank you!! I was not anticipating the level of positive response to these stories lol. I have considered both an ao3 and/or a sideblog to talk more about them. Quite Contrary is currently being written but still in the very very early stages, so I'm hesitant to post anything bc it would be a loooooong wait between updates as I'm also working full time at the moment. The Mycroft story is more written, but as of right now it's a script format, which I didn't know if people would be interested in reading. With the level of response tho I might have to do something, even if it's just a sideblog on here with excerpts and character descriptions. Thanks for the ask! 🔍

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Hey mutuals what the hell actually?