#via b99

[itslikeababywithamustache]

Donald: "Billionaires receive meaningless threats all the time. It's really no big deal."

Leo: "Of course. Totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that's right 'cause it threatens death!"

[incorrectstarskyandhutchquotes]

Starsky: [grinning after getting off the phone with an angry Dobey]

Hutch: "You should be frowning. Why is Starsky smi- Why are you smiling?"

Starsky: "Because the captain just gave us the perfect revenge plan. We team up and solve this case right now!"

Hutch: "That is not what he meant."

Starsky: Think about it, Hutch! We go back to the scene of the crime, find the murder weapon, and out-vulture the Vulture! No one gets in trouble if we crack the case."

Hutch: "Okay, screw it. I'm in."

Starsky: "Yes! That's right! All right. We're angry. We're getting revenge. We're a little bit tipsy. We should not be driving. We're taking the bus."

Huggy: "I love the bus!"

[Later]

Dobey: "Apparently two of our detectives have gotten drunk, compromised the crime scene, and a snitch has gotten stuck in a trash chute."

[itslikeababywithamustache]

Kaz: "Okay. I know you're mad, but before you say anything, yes, we screwed up. And yes, you warned us. And yes, I don't know where I'm going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence."

[incorrectstarskyandhutchquotes]

Hutch: "How's the unwinnable bet going?"

Starsky: "Well on the one hand I fell through a ceiling onto a pencil, but on the other hand I also badly bruised my brain."

Minnie: "If you wanted to make a bet with Dobey you shoulda made a bet you could win. Like who wears more denim jackets."

Starsky: "That was one time! You guys never forget anything."