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right, y'all need to stop this now. there can only be a certain amount of this kinda man in media, surely? 🙈🙈🙈

#i don't even know how to quantify this selection except as them all being Starbait - and you all know it too 😳😳😳#like there's a SUPER funny Venn diagram to be made out of these guys #and for every trait one of them doesn't have. they share a different one with another #weird inappropriate sleazeballs with distinctly 60s/70s fashion sense #every single one a walking red flag and most conceived to be off-putting to the audience #and oh my god why is Augustus the only one with regular teeth 😭😭😭#what IS this!!!!!!!#vic diamond #rolando #swan #mad mod #austin powers #augustus st. cloud #thelma the unicorn #rolando helluva boss #phantom of the paradise #neil richards #austin powers international man of mystery #the venture brothers #helluva boss #potp #dcau #venture bros #starleskatalks

he has hired me to add unicorn sparkles to his dialogue

#self ship #vic diamond

Imagine if Vic Diamond dated one of the pool boys in the movie 🏳️‍🌈

thank you so much random user for my first ever ask. i will now autisically rant.

literally my initial reaction to seeing them was "no way this fairy has a whole harem of mostly shirtless pool servants." ive never seen a gayer-coded man ever i swear. i actually kinda fuckin love the dynamic as is like.. im such a sucker for goofy-ahh bossman and loyal employee/whatever. its the ambiguous gayness 4 me... like he just has these guys walking around that make him his milkshakes and give him forehead kisses and shit but in a like professional sense. i think that being gay is business formal too.

i went and made a whole art 4 this bc i care ab the idea so much. cant be assed to draw any more of the boys tho.. mostly bc im not great at art lol. so to answer your imagine Yes i imagine vic is dating all of them at the same time but not actually dating them. a secret fifth thing if u will.

#ask #i love making relationships needlessly on the line between platonic professional and romantic #its the power of my aroasexuality...#thelma the unicorn #vic diamond #the pool boys #DONT look at the arms too hard this is just a shitty sketch #i wish i wish i wish i was a better fartist.. but this is how we practice