★ ɪ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ʟᴇɢʏ ᴜᴘ –– ʜᴇᴡᴡᴏ!!! ★
now that that’s outta the way, i’m gonna jump on the bandwagon and make a PERMANENT STARTER CALL! liking this gives me and you both permission to:
slam into the inbox/IMs with ideas, jokes, tellin me about your day, whatever
plot starters, relationships, ongoing threads, stuff like that
have a good old time and make friends
now onto the relationship parts. what i’m open to doin with this little bastard:
gonna be a little difficult with this bastard because he’s an antagonistic little shit by nature, but if you can call him to you and manage to keep him around long enough for him to grow fond of you, he’s a good friend to have if you like causing trouble. and hey, even engimatic assaulters can have people they hold dear.
now, romance is even TRICKIER. since lil slugger appears as an 11-13 year old i’m obviously not doin any smut. but puppy love sort of things are on the table for any muses aged 10-16. if you wanna flirt with the personification of escapism... go ahead!
this is much easier than friendships, as again, lil slugger is an instigator. if you wanna mess with him as he messes with you, please do!
OH BIG OOF LET’S GO BABEY!!!!! you pick a fight with this bastard, you’re making a powerful enemy (once he gets more famous in this city). but until then, it’ll be fun and i’d love to have this bastard have enemies.
this is the default for what lil slugger sees everyone as. if you’re emotionally vulnerable or cornered, he’ll probably appear to you and try to beat the shit out of you so your problems are “solved”. let me know if you want to do something, especially when he gets his hallucination powers back!