"(insert that one code geass picture drama episode where she's a girl named luluko here) also she's just got that feminine slay about her. a bit of a #Girl Boss, shall we say..." - viewmonster
they are ROBOTS! that TRANSFORM! into BIGGER COOLER ROBOTS!
do they go to space i feel like they’ve been to space before
i know of like three transed formers by name and they are starscream optimus prime and bumblebee
ive read the transfem starscream post enough times that it’s just canon to me. she’s trans good for her. salutes
optimus prime is the transformer that you see on everything i think and bumblebee’s just been cool to me bc i like bugs and their name is a bug so
megatron is the *rat movie jerma voice* giant transformer that makes all of the rules
they’re chill with humans because humans are chill with them? i think?
theres so many transformers i can not keep up with them. there might be like generations of transformers based on the movies and other media maybe? yeah
you got it boss (little accent like rattrap. you have to imagine it)
favorite thing about them
its fucking RATTRAP dude. hes my best friend. all jokes aside he is the PERFECT and i mean PERFECT "guy who acts silly but is deeply tragic" character if you just take some time to think about him. hes annoying but in such a charming, funny little way, but he can be so genuine and real at times. i love that in a character. and the reason i call him a "perfect" version of that trope? because you have to think about him in order to see it. a perfect silly guy whos harboring sadness should also fool the audience at times, not just the people around him. hes such good analysis fodder that no one really takes up because. well. dinobot is right there and i cant really blame them for that.
least favorite thing about them
he is, in fact, so fucking annoying sometimes. like at the end of the day i love him, but he is sooooo annoying. especially the whole "are you secretly a pred" thing. like. we get it you dont like predacons can we move on. (picks him up under his arms like a cat)
favorite line
theres so many but if ONLY to force people to know he said this, im going to say the fact in season 2 episode 5 "maximal no more," rattrap has the audacity to say, IN A KIDS SHOW, "you really get off on this commander gig, dont ya?"
brOTP
every single relationship rattrap has in this show is insane. a platonic one i dont think people talk about enough is him and optimus. they have one of the funniest i have seen because its so unclear how they know each other past the whole "im your commander" thing. like did they know each other before this? are they long time friends and its friendly sleights? or is it just like genuinely they barely know each other and act like this. so many questions never to be answered ever
OTP
i mean. of course im gonna say it. im a poly maximals fiend. rattrap is dating rhinox and is dating dinobot and dinobot is dating optimus who btw has a very deep profound relationship with rhinox dont ask and cheetor is their son. you know
nOTP
i... dont really think ive ever encountered a rattrap ship in the wild that i supremely hated...? i guess the general ground rule of "dont ship anyone with cheetor" applies but nothing rattrap specific. i would just mostly be baffled by anything else but i guess nod and move on..?
random headcanon
beast wars takes place in a post earth connected to cybertron society. i think rattrap is a real bostonian. i will not clarify further
unpopular opinion
uhhhhhhh... hm.... i dont really know what constitutes as an unpopular opinion here. can i just include a joke? can i say rattrap doesnt know what women are? can i make that in joke public? every time he talked about women in the show he thought it was slang for twinks. he thought airazor and blackarachnia were twinks. not clarifying further this is literally a bit
song i associate with them
sorry to everyone else ray this is just for you ぺこみこ大戦争 !! by REDALiCE
favorite picture of them
this, purely for the confusion it is going to cause the outside world
i just want u to know that you ar the only person so far whos gotten jet set radio on my quiz. even my friend who likes jsr and tried to get it on purpose didnt get it. 18 people have gotten puyo puyo