VinceLu
(So, my excuse for yesterdays failture is my old computer, which was already used by the Flintstones and the fact that it was like 1 AM, when I started writing this.. whatever here's the better version. And the submit thing somehow didn't work)
"Who the hell does that jerk think he is?!" Luffy shouted at his new computer screen, which they bought on the last island they were at. "He can't just walk around claiming he's the 'actualpirateking' with a picture of ME as his icon! He's a cheater".
Yep, the strawhats had a computer. And they had internet, which ment they would sooner or later see the whole fanbase they created, that included fanart and fanfictions of various shippings.. oh man..
"Oi Luffy, calm down. He's probably just a supporter of yours," Usopp tried to calm his captain down. But the stubborn idiot wouldn't listen, of course.
"But he's copying me! That's not fair," he pouted.
"Why the heck did we have to buy a computer anyway?" Nami asked, who was already more then annoyed at the amount of money they wasted on this super high-tech trublemaker.
"Because everyone has one these days and we can get many SUPER important news about the world with only one mouse click." Franky pointed out.
"And it's really cooool, you can even play games on it and contact people that are miles away from you without any problem." Chopper exclaimed happily.
"Gaaah, I want to know who that guy is! It sais his name is Vincent I have to kick his ass for copying me!", Luffy again shouted the others just sighed.
-A few weeks later-
They arrived on a summer island. There was only one village and it was called was called Saton.
-Vincent's view-
"Oh my god.. this is not happening right? This has to be a dream!!", he thought as he caught sight of a ship with the jolly roger of his heroes. THE STRAWHAT-PIRATES were actually docking on the harbour of their little village. "No.." he thought, nonononononono NO. FUCKING. WAY. This just has to be a dream," he slowly started walking towards the harbour and almost manged stumbling over a sack of Potatoes. He got faster and faster with every step he took until he ran at top speed.
When he arrived at the port, he was panting. He slowly got closer to the Thousand Sunny, which carried his biggest heroes through the merciless seas of the Grand Line. He heard a voice, which was shouting something he couldn'd quiet understand. He almost choked on his spit, when he saw the source of that voice. IT IS MONKEY D. LUFFY!
Vincent stood there, not moving an inch and watched Luffy and the others come closer and closer to him. When they where almost face to face with him Nami, the georgeous navigator of the crew, asked him something that he didn't listen to, he was still too shocked about the fackt that he was standing right in front of THE STRAWHAT PIRATES..
She looked at him expectedly.
"Pull yourself together, Vinc!" he thought and slapped himself in the face. "I'm s-sorry.. N-nami-san, I didn't.. didn't listen. Could you please repeat yourself?", he stuttered, trying to keep his cool.. he failed.
"W-wait, how do you know my name? Have I met you before?" Nami asked surprised.
Shit, he forgot. "N-no, I doubt that. I am just... you know.. something like your biggest fan and supporter. Goddamn it, I can't belive I'm really talking to you." Vincent said grinning like a maniac.
"Oh wow, hahaha," Usopp smirked and pointed his thumb to himself "I, the great captain Usopp, am gl-"
"That's so cool!" Luffy -MONKEY D. LUFFY- interrupted Usopp "What's your name? Do you have any meat that I can eat?" he asked.
"M-my... my name is Vincent, it's so cool to talk with you, future pirate king", he said.
Luffy jumped at that name. "Vincent?! Are you that Copycat Vincent, who claims to be the 'actualpirateking' on that internet website, that no one can pronounce, T-something?"
"Oi Luffy, calm down. He's just a fan of yours. There's nothing bad about it," Sanji reasured his captain patting him on the shoulder.
"Y-you know my Tumblr?" He said not quiet beliving his ears. "And to answer your earlier question, yes I do have meat, y-you could come to my place... but only if you want to!" Vincent answered and regretted it the second he did. Of course they wouldn't co-
"He's got meat. Let's go eat meat! I want the meat!" announced the captain, the whole copycat-thingy totaly forgotten at the mention of meat.
"Wha-wha-what?" Vincent thought. At fist he didn't do anything, he just stood there thinking over what the fuck just happened. Until Luffy Dragged him out of his thoughts
"Come on, what are you waiting for? Where do you live?", he asked almost unpatiently.
"Well,... uh.. just down that road," he explained.
"Yosh!" Luffy went on "Let's go eat meat!" Vincent watched the crew follow his captain. They walked past him Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Franky, Robin and Brook. Wait someone was missing.
"Uh, guys," he called and the piretes tunrned around to look at him "I think Zoro got lost," he chuckled.
-----------
And so once more meat solved the whole problem.
END
actualpirateking








