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Wain, gazing lovingly at Vinnie: He could kill me and I'd thank him.

Bijou, who's heard this for the 10,000th time: I'd thank him too.

Imogen: Which country has the most birds?

Maryam: Portu-geese!

Bijou: That’s a language.

Maryam: Portu-gull?

Bijou: Good recovery.

Vinnie: I think you mean, good re-dovery!

Imogen: TURKEY! HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

Heather: What's the right thing to wear to court?

Heather: A LAWSUIT.

Vinnie: Heather, you need to be serious when we go in there, this is your 3rd offence this month.

Vinnie, as Imogen and Heather's lawyer: Your honor, they simply hate to see girlbosses winning.

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*Vinnie lifting weights*

Wain: Wow... He's so intense!

Peyton: I wonder what drives him.

Vinnie: *internally* Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

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Wain: I'm gonna marry you someday

Vinnie: Not if I marry you first!

Vinnie: wait

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Vinnie: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious?

(Vinnie gets maced)

Vinnie: I WAS WRONG! I WAS HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG!

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Heather: Rules are made to be broken!

Vinnie: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.

Heater: Uh, piñatas?

Mafeera: Glow sticks.

Heather: Karate boards.

Mafeera: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Heather: Rules.

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