#wain stein

[incorrectrpgquotes]

Wain, gazing lovingly at Vinnie: He could kill me and I'd thank him.

Bijou, who's heard this for the 10,000th time: I'd thank him too.

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Wain: How do I deal with my enemies?

Remi: Easy, kill them.

Wain: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Remi: Kill them only a little?

[imogen-wox]

incorrect quotes: cafe edition

*Vinnie lifting weights*

Wain: Wow... He's so intense!

Peyton: I wonder what drives him.

Vinnie: *internally* Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

[imogen-wox]

incorrect quotes: cafe edition

Wain: I'm gonna marry you someday

Vinnie: Not if I marry you first!

Vinnie: wait

[imogen-wox]

incorrect quotes: cafe edition

Wain: I'm not looking for trouble.

Remi: What a horrible way to live...

[imogen-wox]

incorrect quotes: cafe edition

Wain: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?

Imogen: What do you mean?

Wain: You just seem nicer than usual.

Imogen: I'll punch you in the face if you want.

[imogen-wox]

incorrect quotes: cafe edition

Wain: [at a restaurant]

Waiter: Can I take your order?

Wain: Oh my date is actually in the bathroom.

Waiter: Do you know what they're having?

Wain:

Wain: A shit I think?

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Heather: I have an idea!

Wain: Does it involve breaking the law?

Heather: By now don’t you think that’s a given?

Wain: I was just trying to be optimistic.

Heather: Don’t bother.