#violentlybeatsdicks

[cockybusiness]

it would be a dick with the head and scrotum being reminiscent of a heart

... that’s.. that’s so cute

and your url still gets me e v e r y t i m e 

[col-ress]

just messaging you to tell you have a great blog uwu

thank you !!! B)

[wendybirdx-blog]

tagged by: bae

Choose five OTPs without looking at the questions under the READ MORE, then answer and finally tag five people.

peter pan/wendy darling

bucky barnes/natasha romanoff

hatter/just alice

barry allen/iris west

rumplestiltskin/belle gold

tagging: connie trueclara ameliapondfarewell scarletxmoon wintersoldeirs (:

Since the hospital scene where Rumplestiltskin tries to remind Belle of who she is to him by saying how important she is and how beautiful her ability to see past the monster is even though he's embarassing himself and it's such a rare moment to see him not care for his pride it's great >w<

Have you ever read fan fiction about 2?

I don't think so, at least not that I can remember.

Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

Nah, it's such a recent show to me. I never really do that anyway.

If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

I'd be incredibly confused because he switches realms to get to her and they faced so much I mean what could possibly tear them apart now

Why is 1 so important?

Because it's so realistic. It's far from an ideal relationship, it's one person convincing themselves the other can improve but knowing they probably won't choose to, it's knowing there's more to their attraction than lust without knowing what it is, it's possibility and adventure without moral foundation seeming better than any other "correct" person, it's defying all expectations for a lady, it's being asked to let go of what she believes in for adventure and him and, to everyone's surprise, her actually agreeing to.

Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

They're incredibly adorable and they have all kinds of playful banter.

Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Barry Allen and Iris West, I think (4).

Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

I think Wendy Darling and Peter Pan (1), or at least in the fandom's interpretation (which I prefer). I mean, they've lived hundreds of years together, they're completely natural around each other at this point.

How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

Not often. Never read, really, just read some headcanons.

Which ship lasted the longest?

In the fandom version, Peter and Wendy (1). Canonically, Rumbelle (5).

How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

Once, in S4. Probably going to be that way for awhile, though.

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

Oh, wow, this is difficult! Both fight and had to survive in fantasy worlds. I'm going to say Wendy and Peter (1), though, because Peter would be willing to kill and cheat and lie and they've lived in Neverland for hundreds of years. Alice and Hatter (3) would try to save others, which would cut back on their time and resources, and they haven't fought nearly as much.

Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Well it's not really canon so ahahahah Barry hides his feelings all the time, though.

Is 5 still together?

Nope! I have a feeling they're not going to drop them completely, though. They are technically still married.

Is 1 canon?

No >.<

If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

Wendy and Peter (1). Barry may have superspeed, but he'd never kill.

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Maybe the Queens of Darkness, technically? Everyone hates Rumple but I don't think anyone wants Belle to suffer.

Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

Wendy and Peter (1), maybe Barry and Iris (4) depending on how the show keeps going.

Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

The little there is, yes. Didn't really last too many hours. :c

If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

BuckyNat (2), I guess.

[wendybirdx-blog]

I got tagged by Connie c:

Name: Mandy Birthday: Oct 21 (same as Connie wooo) Gender: female Height: 5'5'' Favorite color: turquoise Time and date at current moment: jan 4, 8:09 pm Average hours of sleep: hahahahahahhahaha Lucky number: i don't know?? i love all numbers go numbers Last thing I Googled: jolies villes en france First word that comes to mind: burgundy One place that makes me happy: Venice How many blankets I sleep under: 1-2 Favorite fictional character: fandom!verse Wendy Favorite book(s): Le Petit Prince, By Any Other Name, Paper Towns, all of Narnia tbh Favorite TV show(s): OUAT, Red Band Society, Bob's Burgers, The Flash (so far), Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who Favorite beverage: apple soda Favorite food: chocolate with strawberries Dream holiday: UK or Paris for 15 days Dream wedding: rooftop with fairy lights Dream job: 2d animator Zodiac: libra Myers-Briggs: infp Relationship Status: single and ready to marry alex turner Occupation: student Degree: graphic design for now

I'm tagging ohsovay, bchnnbrns and tywins ^^

[matzo19art]

for violentlybeatsdicks

[wendybirdx-blog]

Tagged by zacheronistromboli (:

Rule #1; always post the rules.

Rule #2; answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.

Rule #3; tag 11 people and link them in the post.

Rule #4; tell them you tagged them.

So since I didn't tag nearly enough people and I'm stupid, if you are reading this very sentence, consider yourself tagged. Shh just go with it

1. What’s the last T.V show you watched?

I guess technically The Middle, but actually sitting down to properly watch a show in order, GoT, I think!

2. Put below the last selfie you took. 

*heavy sigh*

3. The last three songs you’ve listened to?

Probably The River Has Run Wild, Salute and that really cool version of the Star Spangled Banner in Minor Key.

4. Have you bought any fandom merchandise recently, and if so, what?

No haha the only merch I have consists of two DW shirts and a sonic screwdriver. I want to start collecting stuff for a SDCC cosplay, though!

5. Do you like salami?

I think not? I don't remember the taste, tbh :s

6. Top five animated shows?

!!! Um Snk, Free, Teen Titans (shut up you watched it too), Adventure Time and Dingle Rumpus.

7. Do you cosplay? If so, what’s your favorite character? If not, do you want to?

I want to really badly! I'm keeping it kind of a surprise for now so that I won't disappoint people if it doesn't work out heh

8. Take any daily vitamins or medication?

I actually should be on antibiotics oops

9. Do you like roleplaying?

Oh, yeah! I used to admin groups and all, it used to be pretty much all day every day for me. I don't RP anymore, though.

10. Fantasy or Sci-fi?

Mmmmpphh such hard questions, but I'm gonna go with sci-fi! Not really into mythical creatures much.

11. How many books do you own?

Hah I am way too lazy to count but I have two packed boxes ready to donate to the library and a couple of remaining shelves, so you can guesstimate if you want!

New questions:

Who is your favorite character and why?

Top five things you want in a relationship?

Aesthetically, what's your 'type'? (If you don't think you have one, just state the first kind of aesthetic that comes to mind when you think of someone attractive.)

Dream career?

If you could shapeshift, what's the first thing you'd transform yourself into and to what purpose?

What's a skill/piece of knowledge you have that most people don't know about? (It can be totally irrelevant.)

Dream vacation activities?

Choose three of your favorite celebrities. FMK?

You suddenly have unlimited money. What's the first thing you buy?

A book you reccomend and why?

Favorite eye color?

[lithuanias]

sherrybelmont replied to your post: "Of course queer people hang out with ...

yup most of my friends irl are het

at last i dont feel so alone

violentlybeatsdicks replied to your post: "Of course queer people hang out with ...

I don’t really bother with them, either. they’re really arrogant and are dicks to me for being bisexual and what the fuck is up with that

yeah i sometimes got that too. ew.

kerrygethere replied to your post: "Of course queer people hang out with ...

I am in the exact opposite situation

are you the lone heterosexual?

[cockybusiness]

u kno a thing that is dumb

like mistaking nirvana as metal?

or led zeppelin as grunge?