Jun 26, 2025
(Crown and Courtship AU)
*sighing* “What did you two do this time?”
*staring at the floor*
*looking around a whistling*
*fondly but exasperated* “You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Starry again or not.”
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(Crown and Courtship AU)
*sighing* “What did you two do this time?”
*staring at the floor*
*looking around a whistling*
*fondly but exasperated* “You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Starry again or not.”
*Looks at Honeybomb & Daisy giving each other heart eyes*
*Cuddling Vi on his lap* "Pfft, look at them. They're down bad. Not like us."
*One hand wrapped on Pai's waist while the other is brushing Vi's hair* “Oh yeah, we're not that terrible (o˘◡˘o)"
*Sighs hapily and leans into their touch* "Yeah, definitely not."
(crashers village planning a christmas party)
"Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it."
"Paint, no. We're not doing that"
"We'll call it a mistlefoe! ( • ̀ω•́ )✧"
"Eddie, honey, please stop encouraging them."
(Circus AU)
*talking to Swizard in her arms* “My partner has to be kind, sweet, and hard to anger…”
*openly mocking everyone and throwing paint at people*
*being held back by Nick from punching them in the face*
*sparkly eyed* “I...I want those two... (｡•́ ̫ •̀｡)”
“Did you two eat my powdered donuts?”
*mouth full of donuts* “No…”
“Then what’s that white powder on your shirts?”
*while chewing* “That’s cocaine.”
(Crashers Village. Honey talking with El and Vi)
"So, what is Paint to you?"
"He's our lovely and funny hubby. (ㅅ´ ˘ `)"
"And he's also the reason we wake up in the morning."
"Aw, that’s adorable!"
"Yeah…"
(Earlier that morning)
*Barging into their shared room, smacking pans together* "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!"
"Don't break someone's heart, they only have one (｡•́︿•̀｡)"
"Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them."
*Behind them* “How about we don't break anything.”
*coming into the kitchen* "Is something burning?"
*leaning seductively against the doorsill* "Only our desire for you, big guy."
*from behind Paint* "Vi! Help! The toaster is on fire (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞!"