#vipersstarter

[plspatch-blog]

Does anybody else feel real silly not havin’ any plans even if it’s a weeknight?

[smhkaley-blog]

Today, a substitute called me Katie. Katie. Of course, I forgave the poor old sweet woman, but I’m still a little bothered because my name is not hard to pronounce, and it doesn’t have a ‘T’ in it.

[smhcheckers]

Damn, Fran Drescher, could you be any louder? This is a library, you know.

[frickduncan-blog]

What motherfucker thought it was a good idea to slash the tires on my fucking car? And why the fuck do they want their skulls smashed in with a hockey stick so fucking bad?

[fvckngrant-blog]

“I’ve heard that dill pickle juice can relieve muscle aches, but there is no chance in all of Hell that you could get me to drink pickle juice.”