"I drink tea" "I drink coffee" Well Vita Coco? Vita Coco???? I am feeling rather loco?? I've been thirsty?? Won't ya help me??? I've got 2 shows and I'm worried????

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"I drink tea" "I drink coffee" Well Vita Coco? Vita Coco???? I am feeling rather loco?? I've been thirsty?? Won't ya help me??? I've got 2 shows and I'm worried????
I'm working the front desk of where I help with summer camps on Saturdays until they renegotiate the security schedule with the city.
It's a historic building that the city likes to ignore its ownership of, despite how big an impact what is currently located in the building has on the community. And don't get me started on their lack of involvement! Things can't get fixed without the city being involved, so the boiler was busted for about three weeks in the winter and they had to shut the building down and cancel classes. And the freight/service elevator has been broken for who knows how long! And there's a leak in the pavilion tha-
Anyway!
It's my first shift on the front desk and I come in thirty minutes early to start getting the building set up for the day. I sit my stuff down and do all the other first few steps of the opening ritual. And then I see it.
There, in the trash can... a carton of Vita Coco...
I'm sure you know what my brain did the entire time I was unlocking rooms and turning on lights.
Damn you Jason. Damn you Daryl.
I’ve been forever changed
Are you really an outsiders musical fan if you don’t freak out and sing the vita coco song every time you see vita coco??
jason and daryl’s harmonies have no right to sound this good when they’re just singing about vita coco
No one:
My brain while I was in the shower earlier today:
plain water?
NO ❌
milk?
HELL NO!! 💥
oat milk?
no!!!
WE WANT VITA COCO
brain rot so bad i bought vita coco fully knowing i don’t like coconut and drank it anyways.
update: i didn’t like it