Helen @johnnyvalance - Tumblr Blog

MY INTRO POST.. 🌱

FELIX ⊹ ₊ minor. any pronouns.

love talking to people; don’t feel afraid to shoot an ask :)

about me :

(fyi: i do use this blog like a diary. i post about anything and everything that comes to my mind)

interests: theatre, literature, operation mincemeat, historical fashion, pride and prejudice (obviously), the beatles, ghosts BBC, the other bennet sister, hadestown, dónal finn and everything he does ever.

hobbies: knitting, crochet, reading, sewing (i’m learning how to), and this one mobile game called color block jam. kinda love it.

no dni, but as a rule of thumb i would prefer pro-ana and sh accounts to not interact

tumblr user formerly known as magefelixir and justasillylad

#this was originally gonna have more cool efevts but i couldnt figure it out #are you fuys proud of me for the cool text colors #also i feel like this intro post makes me look much more coquettish than j actually am #but i like it xxx #intro post

i want taco bell

does anyone else get like extremely painful sharp chest pains at night and then wake up with a sore core or should i like be concerned

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

how do i explain to my father my legitimate emotional attachment to my sewing machine

#he wants to get a new one because repairs will almost certainly cost more than the machine #which #to be clear #is completely fair #and i don’t disagree #but im not ready to say goodbye to my daughter 😭😭😭💔😭#my beautiful daughter who causes me nothing but trouble 😭😭😭😭😭#she’s only a year old 😭

if you like chewy chips ahoy dni

“i think i’m gonna make that sewing pattern i got for my birthday!”

i was then shot 57 times

etirabys

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

mentalwires

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

etirabys

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

fatsexybitch

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

assortedinsanities

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

my daughter who i hate and am actively performing surgery on without any knowledge of how

#this is about a sewing machine