Apr 24, 2021
Vix just described Sam’s dynamic with Bucky.
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Vix just described Sam’s dynamic with Bucky.
🎨 (👉🏽👈🏽 also my fav or urs has to be either the Monica one where u highlight her magic!eyes or the "you didn't think you were the only magical girl in town" set bc THEIR POWERSSSSS iconic!!!)
VEEEE HI BABY THAANK YOU i too love the powerful trio set its so sexy of them 😌
GOSSSH THERE'S NO DEBATE MY FAV FIC IS HANDS DOWN YOUR HUMAN VS PLANTS AU bc my GODDD i remember ever since you first told me abt it and then explained the similarities my brain was just. FRIED BC GOSSH YOUR MIND???? LINKING IT LIKE THAT WAS SO SMART HHH but also??? you have so many SO MANY great fic ideas and im so cbsjjx jealous bc hello???? your creativity??? your imagination??? AND ANYWAY. ABOUT THE FIC. I LOVELOVEKOVE THE ART. LOVELOVELOVE THE FIC i love how tony takes time for himself in the beginning i love how you wrote that and i LOVE how you wrote the way tony explained it its such. SUCH A UNIQUE CONCEPT we stan<3
do u have any domestic TonyRhodey headcanons?
I sure do! Thanks for asking, Vix!
Rhodey is the one who cooks. Tony can’t cook at all. Seriously, Rhodey tried to teach him, videos online tried to teach him, professional chefs tried to teach him, Mama Rhodes tried to teach him. It’s no use. He just can’t do it. So Rhodey cooks. And Tony absolutely loves every single thing Rhodey makes for him. Rhodey says that he’s an amateur compared to his mother, but in true sappiness, Tony says Rhodey’s cooking is better because “you can just taste the love you have for me, honeybear.” Rhodey always rolls his eyes with a tiny smile because he loves how sappy his husband is. Rhodey is usually too busy with work to cook though, so usually Tony orders them takeout for dinner. Rhodey swears that the way Tony orders them takeout comes with psychic; Tony always orders by Rhodey’s mood even if he doesn’t know what Rhodey’s mood is. When he had a bad day at work, Tony orders him his comfort food. When he missed Tony that day, Tony orders the hamburgers from the chain Tony always invited on at MIT. When Rhodey had a good day at work and wanted to celebrate, Tony would order him something from some fancy new restaurant in Malibu. When Rhodey’s day was fine but tiring, Tony orders pizza and they eat quickly before going to bed. Even though their cooking skills are different, food is a love language for the both of them.
They’re the kind of couple that can sit together in comfortable silence. They do like to do things together, watching TV or doing a puzzle or working together on a project, but sometimes it’s nice when they do different things in the same space, content and happy. Usually Rhodey would draw something while Tony would answer Emails or Rhodey would go over some of his trainees resumes while Tony was mindlessly playing the guitar. Occasionally, they would look at the concretion on each other's face and smile fondly. Sometimes they do it while sitting side by side or with their legs tangled together. They always feel completely at ease and relaxed, just by being close to one another.
People (The Avengers) are sometimes surprised at how much Tony and Rhodey love PDA when they’re with people they trust. Usually in public, they like to keep their hands off each other. Oh sure, they flirt like crazy, and Tony loves to announce that they’re very much together and that he’s crazy about Rhodey, but they don’t really touch. It’s a left over instinct from DADT. At home though? Tony and Rhodey always kiss before they go to work. They hold hands a lot, even if it interferes with them doing something (that’s how they broke the sink once). They constantly call each other’s nicknames and tell each other how much they’re loved. Tony always kisses Rhodey’s forehead whenever it’s in reach and Rhodey kisses Tony neck in a way that makes him giggle because the spot is ticklish. They always cuddle up to one another at movie nights and play footsie under the table at dinnertime. DADT might have meant they can’t show their love in public, so they like to remind each other of how much they love each other and want nothing more than to touch in private.
Tony and Rhodey have the exact same taste in everything. In movies, in books and in music and in humor and in hobbies. It’s not like they agree about everything, and even about their taste in popular culture, they like to pretend they’re different. But they have the exact same taste in everything. Which means they have monthly book clubs with just one another (because everyone else are clearly idiots) and they always listen to the same music in the workshop and for movie nights, they both laugh at each other’s jabs at the movie. They don’t ever have to tell each other before ordering tickets, because they’d either love it together or hate it together, but they’d always do it together. They do crosswords together and puzzles together and work on workshop projects together. As I said, they love doing things together, and with their shared interests, they get to do it a lot.
They love dancing! Absolutely adore it. They love dancing individually, Rhodey absentmindedly moving to the songs he used to like as a kid while Tony smiles fondly at his dork of a husband and Tony “distractingly” dancing in a seductive way, absolutely knowing what he’s doing to Rhodey. They love dancing together too. They love going to the clubs and complaining about the music the young people now but still dancing like they used to in MIT ( “let’s show them how it’s done!” they say. Everyone backs away twenty feet from them because these old people are so embarrassing). They love dancing in the workshop to the music they like, sometimes just nodding their heads to the beat and sometimes full on dancing, even if the music isn’t remotely dancing music. They love slow dancing, sometimes doing it randomly, without music in the background until JARVIS puts some Sinatra on, and by that time they’re too wrapped up in each other to notice the music came on.
Instead of date nights, Tony and Rhodey have “staying in bed” days. Sometimes their lives are so hectic and Tony’s sleep schedule is usually a mess anyway, that they need a break. They need a whole day to sleep in until late, have breakfast in bed brought to them (by Pepper, the hotel they’re staying at, or one of the Avengers), cuddle between the sheets, watch horrible new movies that they didn’t get a chance to see yet and make love where they want to. It happens once a month, usually at the last day of the month. It’s a nice way to start a new month, they think. It makes them both so happy to have a whole day for one another. They chose this instead of date nights, because this feels so much more intimate and romantic for them.
They don’t really say “I love you.” They both know they each other, but it’s very rare they say the words. They like to show it instead. Tony loves making big gestures and sending flowers to Rhodey’s work and he throws his arm over Rhodey’s shoulder while they lace their fingers together and kissing Rhodey passionately whenever he can. Rhodey for his part compliments Tony whenever the opportunity arises, never misses a chance to make him laugh and he leaves Tony Rhodey’s favorite hoodie for Tony to steal and he loves running his hands in Tony’s hair and kissing his cheeks. The word ‘love’ never needs to be said. They both know it and they both show it, and that’s enough for them.
They’re silly and childish with one another. They absolutely build blanket forts together and talk until they both fall asleep, like they’re still teenagers. They still but lightsabers and pretend they’re fighting each other to the death. They both still say ‘jinx’ whenever they finish each other’s sentences. They both still fight over the bubble wrap whenever they get a new package, and eventually all the fighting means all the bubble are already popped. They both still declare the floor is lava sometimes, and take the game completely seriously. Tony and Rhodey are both serious professionals that can adult properly. But with each other they feel comfortable enough to have some childish fun together, feeling like no one would judge them.
They take care of each other differently when they get sick. Rhodey is more low-key about it. He makes Tony soup, reminds him to make his meds and cuddles Tony when he’s feeling too miserable. Tony likes it for the most part. Not working sucks and Rhodey is evil for forcing him to stay in bed. Rhodey just rolls his eyes and tells him projects are better without sick germs being all over them. Tony however, freaks out whenever Rhodey is sick. He forces him to go to the doctor, and when the doctor sends them home, because Jesus Christ, Tony, it’s just a cold, he constantly asks Rhodey how he’s feeling, buys him the best meds, piles blankets over pillows over blankets on his bed to make sure Rhodey is comfortable, he flies all the way to Philly to bring Rhodey soup from his mom and he gets him what he wants whenever he wants (unless the request is “oh my god, leave me alone!”). Rhodey thinks it’s sweet, even if Tony is a little bit overreacting. He would much rather have a nice, relaxing day to be miserable in his sickness, though.
They’re always bickering. About absolutely stupid things. It’s never serious, of course. They almost never fight, unless it’s about really important often moral issues. But they always bicker. It’s their way of flirting. Tony is just a person who generally bickers with people, and Rhodey is one of the few people who cam keep up with him (comes with practice) so of course he returns his quips jab for jab. Most times they bicker over breakfast or over their work together and sometimes they bicker while they’re with their friends or when they’re talking to the bots. But they always bicker with a fond expression and their fingers linked together and with a kiss at the end.
For the kisses asks, 16, Ironhusbands!!! (💜💜💜)
16: One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.
“I am not getting married in the Avengers compound,” Tony announced, responding to Rhodey’s suggestion that they hold their ceremony in front of their friends’ yard. Most of the planning for the wedding had been their unanimous decisions (they had all the details of the wedding planned since they were kids), but Tony and Rhodey could not for the life of them pick a wedding venue. They planned on it being in their future home or in a church close to it but... they had a few homes now. It was complicated.
Rhodey unlocked the door to their own apartment and started making his case, “I mean we ruled out destination wedding. It’s the furthest from it. It will be convenient for everyone since they already live there...”
“Can you tell your mom that? And can I be there when you do?” then, Tony frowned, “we ruled out destination wedding?”
“Yes, we did,” Rhodey said in a grave tone.
“I’m just saying that’s a slippery slope. First no destination wedding, then no destination honeymoon...”
Rhodey rolled his eyes. “Keep talking and we might not have one at all.”
Tony smirked and then teased, “aw, Rhodey you’re all talk and no show.”
Rhodey ignored Tony’s flirty tone and kept making his case, “it’s convenient. It’s a place we know and are comfortable in. Why not?”
“The green clashes with our color scheme. I told you it should be in a building.”
Rhodey frowned, “it’s less intimate.”
“I mean we could have a beach wedding but-”
“No destination wedding!”
Tony gestured at him, “there you go.”
“I think it’s the best place to have the wedding. I mean what other ideas do you have?”
“I already told you that your mother’s church-”
Rhodey groaned, “it will make her way too pleased.”
Tony shook his head. Personally, he saw no problems with pleasing Mama Rhodes. But Rhodey was certain that if he allowed her to plan their wedding, it won’t be long before she decides she can move in with them.
“Tony, come on, it’s the best place,” Rhodey pouted, “why not?”
Tony was about to protest, but when Rhodey pouted, Tony melted at the sight. Tony couldn’t resist Rhodey when he pouted, even when he was ridiculously wrong. He was always so cute, and the tiniest bit sexy. Tony leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his lips, “because I said so.”
Rhodey frowned at him, “what was that?”
“What? The kiss? Well, Rhodey, when two adults love each other-”
“Tony.”
“You’re adorable when you pout,” Tony told him lovingly. “You know that?”
Rhodey bristled, “I don’t pout!”
Tony snickered, “sure you don’t, pumpkin pie.”
“I don’t! I’m an adult, a military man, an Avenger, fucking War Machine. I don’t pout!” Rhodey pouted as he finished that statement.
“You’re adorable is what you are,” Tony murmured and pressed another kiss against Rhodey’s lips.
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Later, after they were distracted from their previous topics by making out, Tony put his head on Rhodey’s chest and looked up at him, “Boston.”
“Hmm?” Rhodey hummed, fingers stroking up and down Tony’s back and playing with his hair, “what about it?”
“We should get married in Boston.”
Rhodey blinked, and his fingers pausing in their petting, “really?”
“Yeah. In that adorable little church. Remember? I think it’d be nice. Full circle and all that.”
Rhodey stared and then smiled at him fondly.
Tony glared at him suspiciously, “what’s that look for?”
“Nothing,” Rhodey grinned mischievously at him and kissed the top of Tony’s head, “it’s just that they don’t know what they’re talking about when they say Tony Stark is not sentimental.”
50 types of kisses
OMG DRU ARE THERE ERIKTONY FICS ???
I only read two and they were both so good!
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the things i left behind (they never left me) by @ad1thi
1 for RhodeyTony please 🥺🥺
“But look, this is on sale!”
Thank you for sending, Vix!!
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Tony likes shopping with Rhodey. He swears he does. It just... he might need a little reminder about it from time to time.
“Babe, look, this is on sale!”
Tony sighs for the third time that outing. “Who. Cares? I’m a billionaire, honey.”
“So what? Does money have any less value suddenly?”
“Paying full price for a-” Tony stares at the apparent object at sale Rhodey was showing him, “-ducky tie will probably not put a single dent in my credit card score.”
“Yeah, but things are better when they’re cheap.”
Tony was starting to develop a headache, “that is so not true. And it’s especially not true for a fucking ducky tie! It's completely useless!”
“Not this cheap it isn’t!”
Tony resists the urge to groan out loud, “look, poo-bear, how about we get you something you actually want? I know you’ve been eyeing those ugly Christmas sweaters. C’mon, let’s get one for you. We can make a card and send it to Mama Rhodes. We’ll probably get a real sweater because of it.”
Rhodey looks tempted, locating the sweaters in minutes, but shakes his head, “I can’t afford these.”
Tony frowns, “yes, you can. Our bank account has-”
“No, I can’t.”
Tony’s frown depends before he realizes. “Oh.”
Rhodey had never liked Tony giving him things, but Tony’d figured Rhodey would change once they were married. They would buy everything together so it wouldn’t matter if it was a gift or not. But apparently...
“Platypus, you have got to get over this stupid pride thing. Using my money doesn’t make you my trophy husband and I’m not giving you an allowance for Christmas. I’m not trying to humiliate you or pity you or buy you over with money. I’m just trying to help you understand that now that we’re married, what is mine is your. And vice versa. And god, I got so much from yours. So let me help you with mine. Seriously, you have whatever you want. Whatever. And you should do it completely guilt free. You don’t even have to ask me before you buy it. If anything, I should probably be the one to come to you before making an impulse buy.”
Rhodey smiled at Tony’s joke. “...Okay.”
Tony grinned, “okay? We’re getting the ugly sweaters?”
“You said anything I want, right?” Rhodey wrapped his arms around Tony’s shoulders, “what I really want is to make a donation to MIT for more student scholarships.”
Tony cupped Rhodey’s face in his hands, “god, I love you so much.”
It’s Purim tomorrow.
Another gem from my conversations with Vix
Me: ok, but the question is, do you think adopting animals is a Wilson thing?
Vix: I would say so. They adopted Bucky, didn't they?