#void talk

[prisonromance]

your 20s are for getting really sexually perverted and weird

[goldenchips]

Do you think furries would have binders made of furry fabric like humans have skin colored ones? To get closer to being able to go topless.

[sequentialprophet]

My controversial opinion about The Pitt is that there's nothing wrong with Santos's characterisation, she's just getting what is traditionally a male role in a medical drama 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[rickva186]

Morty looks like he’s ready for a real good story. He knows I’m a scifi genius. But really, there is no story. I created it in a pharmaceutical intern at the large pharma company on Earth VA-186 in college. I was a cog in the machine, with barely any rights to the product aside from royalties. I know J-Zeta, Doofus Rick, created a cure for cancer. It disappointed me. I told him, “Yeah, and it makes me a doofus.”

[sc52]

tmi

this isn't a complaint at all

buuuut

idk what I'm doing different but usually the longer I stroke the less precum I produce but atm everytime I grab my dick it just pours out precum and 20 strokes in I just have stop and lick it all up

how terrible for me

[cal3ris]

*whispering to the mailorder bugs as I spread them on my plants* go forth my little warriors, vanquish the foes and bring glory upon this house!

[seqprobackup]

Guess who lost her account being dumb and has to hang out in the backup cone of shame til tumblr staff hopefully restore me to my rightful home 😩

[eyesour]

the cursed phone guy approaches

oh my god... it's the.... it's... it's you... the fable cursed phone guy of tales... yes, I've seen you before, long ago.... IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, OMG??!?! HI!