#void waves

[slendermanofficial]

How exactly is?? Jay??? A benefit?? I'm lost

How do you say that on tumblr? He's our "poor little meow meow"?

[slendermanofficial]

how do you feel about your brothers?

Trender is, disappointing.

Splendor is tolerable.

And every day I come up with a new way to hopefully kill Offender and every day I am disappointed by the fact he is still alive.

[slendermanofficial]

Since you are all so desperate, I'll indulge you.

[slendermanofficial]

Who out of your proxies is the biggest slut?? Asking for a friend

Well, if you are human sized, Brian. He is a bit notorious for sleeping around the house.

If you are not human sized, happen to have fangs or claws, or unusual nonhuman genitalia, then it is Richard. I am fairly certain he is still trying to sleep with the seedeater that keeps getting into the woods and making dens. The species is at least sapient enough from my knowledge.

[slendermanofficial]

I do suppose you all could ask me about my proxies or other wards if you would like to. I have too many wards to list all of them so you will simply need to ask about one to find out if they work for me or if I know of them, but my proxies are as follows;

Brian Thomas

Timothy Wright

Alexander Kralie

Jay Merrick

Richard Doggers

Tobias Rogers

They are my most skilled and loyal soldiers.

[slendermanofficial]

{Dies}

What am I supposed to do with this? I do not appreciate corpses.

[slendermanofficial]

What are the relationships between all your proxies like? Can you tell who seems to get along best with each other?

Certainly.

Tim and Brian are especially close give the circumstances. They share a room together.

Tim, Brian, & Alex are all very protective protective of Jay, which is why I have not eaten him. I am aware they all have anal sex with him.

Richard and Tobias something of a pair, being younger than my other boys, I took them in at around the same time. They are a very good team, extremely efficient when put together.

Richard and Tobias are of course friendly with my other boys, all of my proxies train together their work is separate from my wards after all so they all need to be on the same page.

I allow the intermingling like a team building exercise. It benefits me that they have good chemistry and wish to keep their partners alive.

[slendermanofficial]

It has been awfully quiet in here, should I be concerned for all of you?