#voltron incorrect

[wolfwoodscigarettes]

"i was wondering if "i'd love that!"

you'd like to go on

a date with me"

[sunnyyflowerrs]

Random mugger: Give me your money!

Lance: *holds up reverse UNO card*

Lance: bitch, give me /your/ money

Random mugger: The fuck??

Lance: *runs away*

Later

Lance: and that’s how i avoided getting mugged

Shiro: From the bottom of my heart, what the f uck, Lance?

x

[very-acurate-voltron-quotes]

Keith: Pidge, truth or dare?

Pidge: Truth!

Keith: Was the moon landing in the 1960s faked?

Pidge: What?

Keith: Answer the question Pidge.

[nena-hyuga]

Lance why

Lance : Pidge, oh my god, Shiro's right there! What should I say? Pidge : Just tell him “You have beautiful eyes.” Lance, to Shiro : I have beautiful eyes. Shiro : Okay... Pidge: NO!!

[wolfwoodscigarettes]

*After the paldins' first battle with Keith as the black paladin*

Lance: *laughs* You're the leader now?

Keith: Yea-

Lance: But your voice still cracks!

[wolfwoodscigarettes]

the company needs you to find the difference

[very-acurate-voltron-quotes]

Lance: I'm such an idiot

Keith:

Lance:

Keith: If you're waiting for me to disagree we're gonna be here for awhile

[very-acurate-voltron-quotes]

Krolia: I spy with my little eye something begging with 'S'

Hunk: Is it stars?

Krolia: No

Pidge: (Looks over to where Lance and Keith are arguing) Is it sexual tension?