Some of Konrad‘s less successful attempts to torture and/or kill Vulcan…
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Hey Konrad. Are you trying to break Vulcan today?
OK…
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Water torture, huh? Seems a little tame…
 OK… This is definitely less tame… but overall, I think it’s more confusing for him than painful.
No, I know that humiliation can be a powerful tool, but maybe be, I don’t know… A little less juvenile?
How is this any less juvenile? And that’s not even his hand… 
This seems a little on the nose.
Kill them with kindness is actually just an expression.
So is death by chocolate…
Where the heck did you even get woodpeckers?!??
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Konrad… I think you may have run out of ways to hurt him…
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Never mind. Good job, buddy!
