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[finnedbard]

>be me

>take some pills vwhile at the store

>girl asks me vwhat im taking

>panic and say "happy pills" vwhen really this is just for my erectile dysfunction and i vwas taking it because i could see a hottie dowvn the aisle making the eyes at me

>hand ovwer one vwhen the girls eyes light up and she asks because i think i might get another lay

>go home vwith a raging boner and no lay in towv

[rowvdy]

A message for my fellowv Alternian or 8eforian anarchists and activwists.

I’d like to take a moment to, firsf of all, thank you all for the vwork you’vwe done in attempt to change the hearts and minds of our opressors. Anything you can do to fight for the cause and aid and improvwe the livwes of lowvbloods and mutants helps, and I 100% support you. Howvevwer, I havwe seen some... questionable things. Mentions of activwists destroying seadvweller habitats, i.e. the ocean. Polluting it, throwving trash in it, harming the animal and plant life in and around it.

Listen. Again, I appreciate your efforts, but this does not help. First of all, you’re provwoking them evwen further by destroying their turf. No offense, but I can’t see howv this vwould help anyone! It’s idiotic, to say the least.

Second of all, you’re harming innocent plants and animals, probably endangering their species as vwell. It’s a morally vwrong thing to do, and if you purposefully try to harm animals, please leavwe. I vwill not support you.

Third, if you’re harming their envwironment, you’re harming your owvn, and effectivwely, harming yourself. Nowv, I don’t mean to sound picky, but I vwill ONLY support and aid activwists that are also envwironmentalists. If you’re harming the ocean, or, gods forbid, any OTHER biomes, habitats or envwironments, I vwill turn avway from you and just hope you change your mindset. You are not helping by harming yourself and others.

So in conclusion, stop killing the sea.

— Cronus Ampora, mutantblooded activwist.

[finnedbard]

howv can evweryone else fall in and out of lovwe so fast? i cant get anyone to fall in lovwe vwith me to begin vwith.

[finnedbard]

howv vwas i supposed to knowv that youre not supposed to pour the vwhole thing of detergent into the vwasher

[finnedbard]

cant 8ELIEWVE kankri started yelling at me vwhen i complimented his eyes. yeah, he vwas in the middle of another one of his "lectures," but it needed to be said.

[finnedbard]

looking for a tumblr girlfriend. vwill followv back until i find one.

[finnedbard]

today i got a number from an absolute stud and tried to text him. i did the sensible thing and sent a pic of vwhat hes missing. his mother did not like that picture vwery much.

[finnedbard]

note to self: dont ask any older vwoman if shes looking for a sugar baby unless i vwant a slap to the face