#wafflestar

[farmernotafarmer]

i clear my throat BOO BOOOOO Lesbians?!?! Kissing?!?! Not on my watch

no more lesbians EVER barnmates?!? more like no mates i bow and leave

This is a BarnMates production

[watermelonolemretaw]

[crowley-at-the-ritz]

rare chip sighting not firing people ?! and not stressed ?!?

[firestardoesntlikewafflestar]

Skyclan apprentices: so what even is a waffle anyway?

Wafflestar, daylight warrior whose human is the owner of a breakfast restaurant: want me to teach you all how to steal one? :3

*chaos at the cafe*

[meowtalhead]

Ok I have to tell everyone about my Skyclan ocs

This is all set in the future, at some point the clans were threatened by twoleg development again but the construction was canceled before it could reach the territories. People moved into the buildings that were finished so there's a little town bordering Riverclan and Shadowclan territory and daylight warriors are back. They have to cross through Shadowclan territory to reach Skyclan which was a problem at first but eventually both clans got so used to it they're like inseparable now. Basically family

Wafflestar- big round pale orange and white tabby cat with dark amber eyes, first daylight warrior of Skyclan to become leader! He's shaped like a big soft marshmallow and he has nothing in his head except air and love. Kits and apprentices follow him around the camp. He purrs super loud too

Maple- a HUGE, absolutely MASSIVE fluffy brown and white cat with blue eyes. Specifically she's a warm, dark autumnal brown and looks like cinnamon sugar or a bottle of maple syrup. Wafflestar's wife. Very adventurous and always trying to push herself. Climbing the tallest trees, swimming upstream (she has friends in Riverclan), carrying all the prey home from a hunting patrol, etc. Sometimes she likes to go exploring beyond the clan territories and always brings home gifts for Wafflestar

[farmernotafarmer]

Whats your thoughts on either trans masc Lapis or Peri

YES

Full stop just yes. Alternatively T4T Lapidot?? Very bueno very good.

But personally, I feel like Peridot is more masc leaning. Which translates mostly through my human au! I'll have to draw it more but I am a firm believer in masc presenting Peri.. I wouldn't be opposed to drawing her with a little stubble and a binder on .... I might have to actually.

TLDR;

Yis n I project a lot of my silly lil masc HCS thru my H!Peri >w<

[farmernotafarmer]

if you see a coyote in the snow you should let it in (its me) i have ZERO evil intentions

Heh good thing snow doesn't exist here

[farmernotafarmer]

Breaks into your house to just stare at you

You will be forced to listen to Pink Lasagna on loop. It's all I want to hear and I'm upset it's not on Spotify, this is your problem now.