The art of getting up
One needs to open their eyes
One needs to keep their eyes open
One must only yarn in combination with a full body stretch
One needs to detangle from the blanket
One needs to roll onto the opposite position of how they found themselves waking
One needs to get a bit too uncomfortable by sticking a leg or an arm out from under the warm cover
One needs to open their eyes again
One needs to make a noise (grunt, scream, sigh,...)
One needs to start counting down from 10
At 8 one needs to say fuck it and just get their lazy butt out of bed immediately into the shower.
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