#walker wank

[eisforeidolon]

By heller logic, if Jared and SPN the biggest things on the CW are the reason CW is operating on a loss/being sold, are hellers and deathstiel the reason Tumblr is being sold for 1% of what it was worth? 😂😂😂

LOL. Although let's be real, the biggest thing on tumblr is weird impressively random shitposts, not hellers. They wish they could spam that hard.

These are people who skimmed read that word soup nonsense complete with misleading graphics on baseball ratings Goob vomited out and went, "Yeah, seems legit!" They will believe pretty much anything that "proves" what they've already decided to believe. So Misha is a poor abused LGBT+ woobie who was discriminated against on SPN by evil monster Jared despite saving the show, not a desperate, queer-baiting grifter taking advantage of their gullibility who participated in silly on-set pranks voluntarily who took paycuts to keep playing irrelevant set dressing because nobody else wanted to hire him. Jared is totally a liability sinking the CW with Walker, which will be cancelled any day now. ANY DAY NOW. Most watched premiere on the CW since 2016-2017? Similar to slightly higher ratings as what late SPN had, which was always one of the leaders on the network? Picked up for streaming on HBO Max before the first season finished airing, before most of the network's shows? waLKeR iS taNKiNg tEh cW!!!

It makes about as much sense as calling the CW, a network repeatedly recognized for their efforts towards representation, homophobic. But hey, if you just bleat it over and over on the internet, that totes makes it true! 🙄

[castielss]

I’m not one to dip into the fandom drama but I can’t wait to see Jareds show be cancelled. First he can do better than that. I haven’t seen the episode but I know CW shows way to well to know that they can be some dumb superficial sons of bitches.

I’m happy Jared is feeling fulfilled and whatnot but I was really excited by walker a few months back but now (I hope I’m wrong) but this show it’s gonna crash and fucking burn.

They had so many possibilities I mean. They could have made a sexy yet drama filled cop show I mean say what you will but CW can conjure up some good drama when it wants to. Just don’t give me plain characters and queer based characters just because it looks good honestly it’s just blah. For a network that is open for all I mean it’s kinda meh.

All this to say that I will probably watch the show (I will but I do not have any expectations whatsoever)

[fingergunsbidean]

Walker getting poor reviews is fueling me on this Tuesday.

[eisforeidolon]

Jared is not a success, he's a terrible person. Being a good person and doing good things makes you a success. The damage to service workers, his ego, and his bad decision to star in a bad show that won't last 2 seasons, makes him a god damn asshole. The ratings for Walker were probably hangers on from SPN and old white men that most likely applauded the insurrection, which isn't a terribly good following. 32% on RT and 52% of audience is an F in any grade book.

So in order, that’s:  Dubious baseless assertion, personal opinion of a butthurt stranger.  Vague platitude.  Intentionally non-specific exaggeration, projection from a complete stranger, baseless nonsense given it has aired literally two episodes so you have no idea, almost certain inaccuracy given it’s on the CW that renews everything, repeat of personal opinion of a butthurt stranger.  Nonsensical conjecture given the actual numbers, derogatory baseless faux social justice wackadoo (my opinion is valid because white men exist!!!!) spouted probably trying to make yourself feel better for being an asshole attacking some random actor you don’t even know but are VERY ANGRY AT FOR REASONS.  Assertion review scores for pulp tv are important when given critic scores are based on 16 critic reviews only covering the pilot and audience scores when there are angry fanfic fans who latched onto SPN wandering the internet bragging about their efforts at manipulating Walker’s ratings out of butthurt on sites that allow it. 

Compelling!  I don’t give a single solitary fuck whether or not you like Jared Padalecki or Walker, but this desperate meandering scramble for half-assed justifications is just embarrassing.  Not to mention, you know who actually pretends that there’s a grand conspiracy by people they hate when things don’t go the way they want?  Fucking Trumpers, that’s who YOU are emulating here.

And speaking of assholes?  If you were really that secure and righteous in your position, anon, you wouldn’t have to hide behind a gray face as if you might actually possess a modicum of self awareness and realize on some level that you’re in the wrong.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[eisforeidolon]

occamshipper has gone beyond being an uneducated lunatic, and is now weaponizing medication and fake mental health diagnoses to concern troll/bash jared. occam/ship/per tumblr com/post/667625005536919552/ . over one candid photo? and of course the hellers in the notes are eating it up. what a truly disgusting thing to say about someone. i wish the archiveofjaredhate was still active, we need to document how horrible these people are so none of them can take the high horse approach. i'm disgusted.

What the unholy fuck did I just read?

See, this is the kind of crazy you end up with when you obsessively try to pick apart the lives of people you don't know through random photographs and a fuckton of weird assumptive biases.

Wasn't Goob swearing up and down about no longer paying attention to Jared? Frankly, this kind of bizarre hate fixation is a more convincing argument they're on drugs than that Jared is. Like, this whole post is exhaustively telling us about spending way more time staring at pictures of Jared than a lot of his own fans do.

That's certainly ... a choice.

[eisforeidolon]

So how did their plan to end Walker and trend "(I wish) th*y sil*nced y*u" go? Are they still going to end Jared's whole ass career and shut down the CW with their lawyers and super secret plans? While the hateful idiots have been out in full force it seems the cult leaders have been silent? And #walker seems to have trended?

Yeah, it was a colossal failure as usual, because they just aren’t as important as they think they are.  I’ll bet they’re spinning it already, although I’m curious as to exactly how, because, LOL.

I’ve seen several articles along the same lines, but here’s a specific quote for reference from Entertainment Weekly [X]:  Walker goes down as the single most-watched episode of any show on the CW network since Jan. 1, 2018.

So boycott.  Much effective. 

[eisforeidolon]

So, hellers finally realized that Moosha's "role" in that Amazon thing is so small that he's literally going to be uncredited and they lost their MINDS. Imo, that's part of why they've been so nasty about all the Walker stuff lately - first, they hate Jared getting attention at ALL, but add in that it reinforced that Moosha isn't getting work and is NOT a super amazing a-list actor like they've been deluding themselves, and they need to get out their aggression and jealousy at Jared. Pathetic.

Yep, I agree completely.  They wouldn’t care so much if they hadn’t built themselves this giant web of lies that their entire fandom presence is based around.

SPN is an epic romance, it isn’t about the brothers anymore! Misha’s the third lead and will have to be in the finale!  Saileen is endgame and therefore so is D/C!  J2 aren’t friends anymore and will completely stop talking once the show ends and never work together again!  We’re totes not jealous about Walker/TheBoys, Misha’s doing a lot of totally totally important stuff and and a movie!  Jensen has been completely silent about the finale and still absolutely hates it just like we do!  Nobody even likes Jared/Sam and he’ll fade away into obscurity!

Every time some of it gets ripped away by reality, they freak the fuck out.  Since everything about the finale and the post-show plans of the actors has been in direct opposition to their delusions, it’s been non-stop tantrums.  Hopefully once the first couple episodes of Walker have aired and their boycott has had zero effect like every other time?  They’ll maybe slink off to recoup and give us all a bit of a rest for at least a little while till the next strand breaks. 

[eisforeidolon]

Anon, even if Walker had a mostly white male fanbase, what's the issue? The superhero film industry (now one of the most profitable genres) in the West literally depends on (and has survived on) the support of white male audience. Same with supernatural. Same with every other dorky thing that only became ' mainstream trendy' in recent years. Straight white guys enjoying something doesn't automatically make it bad, get off twitter once in a while I beg. You're mindset is so embarrassing.

Agreed.  The idea of decrying something as awful just because *gasp* straight white cis dudes might like it, OMG?  Is such a cringe-worthy, Always Online Keyboard SJ Warrior stance to take. 

Especially when you’re talking about a show that has made obvious efforts towards diversity in its ensemble cast and its writing/production team.  Nope, who cares if it’s making clear efforts towards good representation, if white dudes might like it, kill it with fire! 

When even your pathetic smokescreen of reasons trying to justify why you’re obsessed with hating it - that aren’t Jared/Sam were in the way of my ship wahhhh - are this patently dumb?  It’s just sad and embarrassing.