If you could please stop the rain for bit so the workman can finish our stupid walkway that would be fantastic. I'm getting tired of walking around the houses through the mud and weeds and tripping on roots in the dark to get to my car because they decided to dig up our entire walkway, take the entire weekend off, and now won't pour the new one until it stops raining. The caution tape is ugly and your rain is making this more painful that it needs to be. Plus if one more huge ass spider ends up in my room because of this... ohh man.
I know we don't really ever get along...especially on certain weeks of the month, but I feel like this is a relationship that needs fixing. I will stop calling you a bitch if you stop being moody and making the weather incredible inconvenient. Girls don't like when rain messes up their hair. Also, I suggest you stop spitting on the males by trying to give us women awful menstruation cycles that piss the men off when we are moody and can't have clean sex for a week. What goes around comes around sweetie.
Right now I'm far less concerned with that, I just really would like to use my front door again. Those men don't need any more time off. They need to finish the walkway.
Hopefully we can be better friends because there is no point in us disliking each other. In fact this year I'd love it if you would snow your heart out because I don't have to make up snow days :)