#warbreaker shitpost

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Kelsier

Lightsong

Wax

Adolin

Vin

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Susebron: I was going to go to bed soon, would you like to join me?

Siri: …Do you mean “go to bed” or go to bed?

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Vasher: Listen, Princess.

Vivenna: Please, just call me Vivenna.

Vasher: No, I’d rather not name you. I don’t want to get attached.

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Siri: I think I’m hallucinating, because I’m pretty sure I just heard your biceps mocking me.

Lightsong: No, that's possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.

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Llarimar: Your grace, can I speak to you candidly and in private?

Lightsong: Ooooooh! Someone’s in troublllee!

Lightsong: It’s me. I don’t know why I said that.

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Nightblood: Well I’m still ten times funnier and sexier than you.

Vasher, exhausted: Ten times zero is still zero.

Nightblood: Joke’s on you, I can’t do math

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Blushweaver: Lightsong is playing hard to get.

Blushweaver: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get away from.