#mistborn shitpost

[jayjayjayjayjayjayjayjayjaye]

Lore Accurate Mistborn

Made this for a buddy and just made a tumblr so I decided to post it lmao

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Vin: Text me when you’re home safely.

Elend: I’m home dangerously.

Vin: Stop it.

Elend: I’m home lethally.

[diphemerald]

Question: We have Elendel and Alendel, so why is the city named after Rashek Rashekin instead of Rashekel?

Answer: Rashekel sounds like the ship Rashek X Kelsier. And NOBODY wants that.

[vins-paranoia]

If you think about it, Scadrial is a literal paradise for monsterfuckers

[pattata-101]

Elend: Oh hey, you're back early

Vin: Mist's haunted

Elend: ...what?

Vin, downing a vial and climbing out the window: Mist's haunted

[boxyescreve]

Brandon Sanderson: "Here have a 700 pages long book"

Me one hour later:

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kelsier

Lightsong

Wax

Adolin

Vin

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kelsier: I’m mature. I’m so mature. I even apologize when I’m wrong.

Breeze: I literally have never heard you apologize.

Kelsier: I’m never wrong.