#warehouse 12

[wellsbering]

warehouse 13 does such weird things to your brain. like what do you mean apples make you sad now

[garr9988]

I still find this transition swipe from "Lost & Found" so charming. Slapping Warehouse 13 over Warehouse 12, it's so silly.

We can identify most of the WH12 agents the new ones are covering up. In top-down order:

Nielsen is over Caturanga

Bering is over Crowley (Vincent, you'll remember him from "3... 2... 1"

Lattimer is over Wolcott (David, H.G.'s partner, also from "3... 2... 1" and tragically KIA by Dan Seavey)

But Donovan and Jinks are over new names we've apparently not seen before (as far as I've been able to find by cross-referencing prop photos pertaining to WH13 agents).

Donovan is over a name that begins with "H" and ends with "-ESS" (or, less likely, "-LSS").

Perhaps it's my current "Agatha All Along" bias seeping through, but I want to read the amount of space allotted for those mystery letters as it being "Harkness". I don't see any other canon names it could be, and researching all the names

Jinks is over a name that begins with "TE" and ends with "A"

Honestly, I'm inclined to think this name might be Tesla, of all things. The established canon is there, it's just odd that Steve is the one over his name when Claudia was the inventor, Caturanga was the agent supervisor, and Myka was the second brainy one (and also HG's lover).

[kla1991]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

For @galactic-pirates, happy Gift Exchange! Not sure it's exactly what you were looking for, I wandered a fair bit from the prompt, but I hope you enjoy it all the same.

"The old house is rotting when she comes home, not neatly preserved like Atlas House and all the pretty places that were dear to Charles. The roof is leaking and the mortar is crumbling and the steps are cracked and filled with moss...

The lights don’t come on like they used to, but the stone steps, untouched by the animals and elements that have rotted the house above, descend into the darkness of Warehouse 12."

@b-and-w-holiday-gift-exchange

[mfangeleeta]

Last Call for Vodka

Sorry for the late update for the Bering and Wells gift exchange! I hope you like it @anandabrat!

Find the rest of my madness here: Last Call for Vodka  

The Cat Network

When he was little, he overheard his mom and Auntie Smarty talking about extra lives. He knew that he only had nine so what were they talking about?

By the time he remembered to ask, he and his cousins were running the streets of Marrakesh. No time for discussion about the existential crisis they all went through at some point.

They had food to hunt and humans to avoid. No times to sort out their lives, past or future.

He didn’t think about it much until he met the human time traveler during his time as a mouser in the Warehouse. Not the famous one who wrote books with her brother, she would come later, but the one who met the people from the future.

Technically she didn’t travel through herself but the impression she got was a good one. His species and his family were still around. Even if they had those extra lives his aunties had warned about.

From what he, well now she, could remember is that humans moving through time could be real. And at this Warehouse, someone was actually trying to make it happen. Her(his) family had somehow been coopeted to be a part of this totally human system, which was better that the streets, of collecting objects that meant something to them. Or could be dangerous. These Agents, as they called themselves, would take care of the family line. No tossing in the river. No bait for dog fights. Consistent food, a comfortable bed, and a head scratch or two. Not a bad life.

But this time traveler was in trouble. She knew the grief of lost young and even though this human didn’t want to talk about it, a mother knew. This human was doing too much and it was dangerous for all of them. But grief had made many an agent crazy. And as she died during an experiment gone wrong all she could do was forgive and hope for another life to see what happened next.

Dickens remembered it all. Marrakesh. His Auntie Smarty. The Warehouses. His painful death along with a human or two.  He and his family had been through a lot since the Caretaker of Warehouse 3 had scooped up an ancestor or two as a pet. He didn’t need a magical item to know that humans were fickle and volatile creatures. And that this century had been one of the worst.

A distant memory told him that his human Emily, really wasn’t her true self. A past self-remembered this woman and time travel not ending well for anyone. But the Warehouse wants what it wants. so here his was. She was nice and he could tell that she did care for him, but there was so much turmoil it was hard. Humans never did get the reincarnation thing like cats did so he could sympathize. She did do a good job of keeping the box clean and the water bowl full.

Dickens actually enjoyed his foster after Emily left. He met up with his cousins Buddy and Petey who were a hoot in their squabbing ways. It had been some time since he’d seen his liter mates and the jovial senior boys made his time entertaining. He could sense though that his time traveler was drifting and that she would need help finding her way home.

His cousins were well versed in the network and had helped their owner in several occasions. They were ready to help unrequited love see a happy ending. And it took all of his skills and their network to make it happen. Burr and Hamilton first got a lead on his former owner. Tinsel was able to find her love. Goal Kitty tracked down the time traveler when she was using a fake name in California and dating the wrong person. Frank and his brother Stein were able to get the intel to get them both together in the same city, with Potato making sure they met up with a wobbly assist from Phin.

And Fishtopeher, the genius that he was, helped them make the final connection.

Dickens curled up on the comfy reading chair to keep an eye of his humans, Myka and Helena. He’d put a lot of work, and lives, into making sure they found each other. A soul mate is nothing to snooze at.  His aunties had said that if his family or the cat network make the extraordinary happen that they might get a reprieve but he had grown to love the Warehouse and it’s ways.

He was down for another life or two.

[thewanderingace]

I'm rewatching Warehouse 13 for the billionth time and I am once again asking for a spinoff show about Warehouse 12 and these three people: HG Wells, Agent Wolcott and Caturanga

I mean come on, a whole show about these two running around 1890s England locating supernatural/magical objects? I NEED IT!

We only got a few glimpses of W12 but every single one of them was wonderful. Of course HG Wells is amazing but what about Caturanga!? He's so interesting!! And I mean come on, there was a throw away line about how Wolcott was killed in a pirate attack!! And not just any pirate attack but the attack by Roaring Dan Seavey who stole artifacts from the ship transporting artifacts to Warehouse 13!!

[abolynn]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

funereal-disease replied to your post

Pete and Myka are atrocious and I am personally so much happier when I pretend the season 5 finale never happened

What season 5? There was no season 5.

[garr9988]

Does anyone have any headcanons or fic recs for when Helena's attempts at getting Christina back caused the death of an agent? That moment must have been delved into in the fandom loads of times, and potentially borrowing or building upon someone else's idea would be more convenient than coming up with the idea whole cloth (unless I happen to come up with an idea of my own that fits with the rest of the story)