War in the yard
The corner is our land
We secured it in year eight
Look!
An enemy approaches
With one ally
On behalf of Summer
Our leader’s main rival
But whom has she sent?
Marco
With support from Wenda
To attack with claims
Of grassing up queen Summer
A most heinous crime
To dob someone in
Yet I only focus
On Sergeant Marco
This time in March
We were fiercely fighting
Baxter acts like
She can’t be arsed
Still
She defends herself
And with every “so what”
We gain some ground
Yet Marco is savage
Slicing through our ranks
With verbal knives
I decide to focus on Miss Smith
We ignore her together
In return, she ignores us
But our leader fares much worse
She has multiple wounds
Deep and sore
And we hail Queen Summer
As the one responsible
She sent Marco, as she was too scared
But what about Wenda?
What does she do?
Nothing
It’s just more threatening
If it’s not just Marco
An occasional comment is still contribution
Are we winning?
Seen as I gave up five minutes ago
Probably not
Is Baxter winning?
I sure as hell hope so
Otherwise, what will we do?
Baxter hasn’t resorted to insults yet
So Marco leaves unscathed
Anyway
It’s hard to hurt a selfish hag
With a heart of stone
That’s why she was sent
No one can make her feel
Therefore, no one can beat her
Good tactics
We may leave with injuries
But we will never give up
Our precious corner