Dear sm64mario, I know I may be the superior and ultimately more handsome version of you... But I need assistance. I may have bet more money than I had at that casino your brother green Mario or whatever that guy's name was and I am currently in financial debt. He's threatening to take my car and soon my knees if I don't pay him back. Could you talk to that green loser for me and tell him to forget about paying? Sincerely, your most loved version (and most handsome), Wario The Great P.S Could you also maybe lend me a few coins, I'm feeling really lucky today and I think I could make double if I hit the slots
To my'a dear friend Wario,
Hello! Sorry to'a write back so late! You'a know how running a game company can'a be, am I right? I'a don't know any "Green Mario's", but if you'rea talking about Luigi, he'a would never threaten to harm you or your physical property in any way! If you'a ran out of'a coins playing one of his minigames, you'a can just run outside and hit some'a coin blocks for a few minutes! Unless... How many'a coins did you bet, paisano?
Wario, we'a really need to talk about your gambling problem.
