#warlock problems

[shadeykris]

Soooo. @painted-bees‘s Swindle has some advice for my Amity. Unfortunately his delivery kinda sucks. On the plus side, the party is going to head north, even if they don’t know the real reason I want to...

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[thebrownleathernotebook]

That awkward moment when you're watching your friends get close to killing each other over a game of cards but then a random group of "adventurers" (They dress too plainly to be real adventurers) comes in and announces that Elvendor's got an expensive bounty on your head, which is just nuts because you haven't even done anything to warrant such nonsense, but they manage to capture you anyways and now you're sitting in an ugly whitetop that's actually more of a pukegreentop but you can't say that because you're being held at swordpoint and you're also gagged (Both literally and figuratively).

[incorrectsonnetoftheriftquotes]

Eldritch Patron: “How would you like to live forever?”

Vell: “I’d hate it, shut the fuck up.”

[incorrectsonnetoftheriftquotes]

Rho & Vell: “What religion are we? We’re practicing ‘None Of Your Fucking Business.’”

[incorrectsonnetoftheriftquotes]

Rho: “Okay my turn. Never have I ever pretended to be a pizza delivery person so I could get in to Jared Leto’s Halloween party.”

Vell: “….you’re a bitch.” *Takes shot*

[incorrectsonnetoftheriftquotes]

Vell (Internally): “This is ridiculous I could be killing him right now.”

[haldenlith]

Ah. That’s right. We still don’t have a transmog system for armor.

Ah.

... My Righteous Robes are sunset.

.... Ah.

Guess I’m wearing the Seventh Seraph chest. Why is there so little Warlock gear that actually looks nice? Well, okay, there is, but that’s Trials gear, and I don’t do PvP. 

And I’m not about to put on any of that new armor. It’s ugly as sin. Ugly. As. SIN.

Not even the good kind of sin.

[beatrice-4]

takensides

So many things to fall off of and glide down slowly to one's death.

see, you get it