The Catalyst
Chapter Thirty Nine (+ OFFICIAL FANMIX)
Author: Val_Creative Characters: Merlin/Arthur Word Count: 189639 Summary: From behind him, the toaster makes a suspicious grumbling. Arthur leans backwards as if unnerved, his eyes on the item.
"What the hell was that?" he demands accusatory.
"What was what?"
"Did that… thing speak?"
Merlin rolls his eyes. "It's a toaster, Arthur—a kitchen appliance," he explains. "And no, toasters can't speak." Merlin shakes his head. "This one grumbles when it's irritated, is all."
"When it's…?" Arthur stares at him like Merlin's taking the mick out of him. He doesn't appear to be at all. "Does that happen… often?"
"Listen, prat—do you want any brown bread or not?"
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