Miscellaneous one piece headcanons !!
Warnings ~ cursing, slight nsfw, grammar mistakes, wrote this at 2 am, probs very ooc, not proof read !!
Wc: 413
A/n: idk it was 2 am and i just kinda mind sharted these headcanons into my drafts ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
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ᯓ★.ᐟ Realistically, zoro would NEVER be into any sort of romantic relationship or any sort of romantic pursuit because he wants to focus on training and also just doesn't care for that kinda stuff.
ᯓ★.ᐟ Sanji would not be into food play or getting freaky in the kitchen because 1. He doesn't waste food like that and 2. He believes it's too 'barbaric' and gross to do that in a place where people cook
ᯓ★.ᐟ Usopp always has *obscene* allergies and a lot of runny noses because of his nose
ᯓ★.ᐟ Kidd makes Really good pasta dishes because of killer
ᯓ★.ᐟ chopper has reoccurring nightmares that only zoro knows about because chopper always goes to him at night for comfort
ᯓ★.ᐟ Robin secretly ready the most sluttiest freakiest porno-filled fantasy books, not for a sexual reason, but because she just thinks they're fun
ᯓ★.ᐟ brook has a novel worth of boner jokes that he's DYING to tell (oh wait, he's already dead...skull joke :3)
ᯓ★.ᐟ usopp is secretly writing a book about his bullshit adventure stories that he wants to publish under a different name
ᯓ★.ᐟ Franky does Zumba every day.
ᯓ★.ᐟ Law loves a good fruity alcoholic beverage
ᯓ★.ᐟ luffy has used haki to break the fridge lock multiple times
ᯓ★.ᐟ zoro once went to piss off the deck of the sunny forgetting they were docked at an island, so a Few of the locals saw him full hog piss that night
ᯓ★.ᐟ Nami sold and still occasionally sells pictures of some of the crew's feet to make extra money
ᯓ★.ᐟ Kidd doesn't jerk it as often as before because his jerking arm got torn off
ᯓ★.ᐟ mihawk doesn't have toilet paper or a bidet in his scary ahh caused bathroom, just a bucket of water next to the toilet
ᯓ★.ᐟ Doflamingo sleeps im one of those over-the-top extravagant silk pink robes with all the feathers at the ends and stuff
ᯓ★.ᐟ Mihawk sleeps in a black silk matching 2 piece pajama set
ᯓ★.ᐟ Crocodile sleeps in one of those long button-up gowns and long hats with the poof at the end (yk the bah humbug ahh pajamas)
ᯓ★.ᐟ Buggy sleeps naked. Full starfish spread on his bed. Door wide open. (Started closing the door after cross was established)
ᯓ★.ᐟ killer sits on his bed every night and brushes his hair 100 times AND counter out loud... "78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83" etc
ᯓ★.ᐟ Chopper, usopp, franky, and brook are chappell roan fiends
ᯓ★.ᐟ koby is really good at painting and sketching, it's his little hobby that no one but helmeppo knows about
A/n: once again, i just mind sharted this into my drafts at 2 am sorry chat (╥﹏╥)
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