#warphase

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Marianne: I need more serotonin...

Ferdinand: *stands up*

Ferdinand: *sits back down*

Ferdinand: I forgot what serotonin was for a moment and I was about to go get you some.

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Sylvain, admiring Dorothea from afar: She could end my life anyday and I'd thank her.

Felix, sick of hearing this: We'd thank her to.

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Hilda: Caspar! I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Caspar: Uhh... neat!

[Later]

Caspar, laying face down on his bed: I can’t believe I said “neat”, Linhardt. “Neat”. Nobody says neat anymore. It’s goddamn 1185. It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser.

Linhardt: Don't beat yourself up, it's ok everyone gets nervous. Remember what happened when Byleth confessed to me?

Caspar: Didn't you thank him?

Linhardt, looking into the distance: I thanked him.

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Edelgard: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Dimitri: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Edelgard: Why?

Dimitri: It's suprisingly healing.

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Bernadetta: It's impossible to say the word bubbles in a threatening way

Hubert:...

[Later]

Byleth: Hey anyone know why Hubert is walking around muttering bubbles under his breath?

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Claude: How did you know I was going to propose?!

Beres: Alois and Raphael haven't been able to look at me without crying for the past month.

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Warphase!Dimitri: *Grabs Claude by his shirt* You're gonna pay for this.

Warphase!Claude: I know you're trying to intimidate me when you do this but really it turns me on.

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Byleth: You only care about money

Leonie: ¥€$