Alan nailed it.
Listen in stereo, preferably with headphones. Video courtesy of Jeff Rowe and Dennis Degan.
The first MTV sales pitch. February 27, 1981
Business people can be their own worst enemies.
The president of Warner Amex Satellite Company, MTV's parent company, decreed that August 1, 1981 was the launch date of MTV: The Music Channel, and we would not miss the date for anything. All hands on deck. My creative partner (and soon to be business partner) , Alan Goodman and I, needed to make a tape that would convince reluctant cable operators to carry the channel. They wanted The Weather Channel, not some horrible, miscreant, rock'n'rollers on their cable systems. Alan wrote a script, it went "upstairs" and the marketing/sales group had a fit. We'd neglected all the points in the memo they sent us. They insisted –insisted, dammit!– that we include each and every one of their bullet points in the tape.
What a way to kill a pitch.
I was despondent. After a minute, Alan came up with genius solution. We had the announcer read all the points, as written!, and separated them all in extreme stereo. (At the time, it sped by like a freight train; 46 years later, it sounds as fast as a horse and buggy. But, the audience listening, was used to announcers being as fast as mules going uphill.)
"I remember being in the booth thinking 'What do I do?' and I remembered that [a CBS Records exec] was always writing down numbers. I looked around the room to find something with numbers and spotted the time code generator. Somehow I worked it out that the location of the images and videos we were transferring corresponded to the time code. And the rest is history. The first thing in my life I ever produced."
When Andy Setos, our engineering head, placed the PA speakers wwwaaayyy to the left and right of the audience, they were assaulted from all over.
The bullet points would barely be understood, but the idea of MTV's stereo requirement would be thought of as the coolest thing in TV history.
Not for nothing, the cable operators detested the idea of MTV in stereo. "No one has stereo televisions!" "The equipment will cost us $50!" (To be fair, cable television wasn't necessarily a profitable venture at the time. Yet!) Our sales team didn't love anything that the operators resisted.
"You'll never look at music the same way again!"
Well, when the two a half minute tape finished...
The audience of cable operators was up on their feet, cheering and clapping! Lo and behold! Alan's genius idea worked. The first of many more.
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MTV: The Music Channel: Cable Operator Pitch Tape February 27, 1981
Announcer: Alan Bleviss Editorial: Reeves Teletape, NY Produced by Alan Goodman & Fred Seibert
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A couple of notes:
Yes, originally, the network was called "The Music Channel." We already had "The Movie Channel," and with a slate of 10 others, only one –Nickelodeon– didn't have the moniker "The [channel name here] Channel." The Shopping Channel, The Games Channel, The Sports Channel, they were all on the roadmap. When "MTV" was added (Music TV, get it?") we even developed some (not good) logos. This tape might the only semi-public use of "The Music Channel."
And, of course, it would be many months and many travails before we got the actual MTV: Music Television logo we all know.











