#wasntme

[haleyonlyxo]

It wasnt me 🤭

[ibetyouareweird]

Wasn’t me

[lizsworkstories]

3/14/19

Safety Officer: Hey, I saw your incident report where you hit your head so hard you vomited. How's the concussion?

Me: ... Uhhhh, I don't think that report is about me. But then again, memory loss is a side effect of really bad concussions, so who knows...?

Safety Officer: *looks at paperwork again* Oh, you're right. It's not you. I just saw what happened and assumed it was you because... well... you...... Have a nice day!

[subtledildo]

Have you ever tried to organize your apartment? Ever tried organizing your apartment after you black out because the spirit of Shaggy inhabited your mortal body again? #angel #spiritofshaggy #wasntme #sorrywrongshaggy #maroon5 #yesthatmeansthereare5ofthem https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJcLw-hcTd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13idu4qnbul33

[dead-eric]

“My fucking heart is in the streets though!”💭♣️ #localsonly #memorymonday #notthedroidsyourelookingfor #gorillatactics #streetstyle #wasntme #ifyouknawmsayin (at Mexico City, Mexico)

[mammascrazyzoo-blog]

Her "I just smashed the kitchen garbage" face.

[that-one-crazy-family-blog]

When boi tries to eat his lover friendo wat

~Cherry

[inkpug]

Broccoli before yoga: Never again.